Dan versus Dag!

[Cheiron]

Ok. The Brawl is on.

Better lead guitarist - Dag or Dan?
Better keys player - Dag or Dan?
Better drummer - Dag or Dan?
Better growls (Pan-thy-moninum only!) - Dag or Dan
Better looking - Dag or Dan =d

 

[Tumn]

Can't vote for this

But, where did Dahhg growl on PTM? It was Robert Karlsson!

 

[Naglfar]

Better underpants - Dan or Dag?
Better country music collection - Dan or Dag?
Better car - Dan or Dag?
Bigger penis - Dan or Dag?
More chest hair - Dan or Dag?
Patriarch of the Swano family - Dan or Dag?

 

[jimbob]

Ok. The Brawl is on.

Better lead guitarist - Dag or Dan?
Better keys player - Dag or Dan?
Better drummer - Dag or Dan?
Better growls (Pan-thy-moninum only!) - Dag or Dan
Better looking - Dag or Dan =d

You forgot the bas playing. Both of them have the skills for this one

 

[Kenneth R.]

Ruler of the universe: Swanö or Swanö?

 

[paradoxile]

I will answer the better underpants question and that's undoubtably Dag...the rest I really can't answer

 

[fireangel]

Better underpants - Dan or Dag?
Better country music collection - Dan or Dag?
Better car - Dan or Dag?
Bigger penis - Dan or Dag?
More chest hair - Dan or Dag?
Patriarch of the Swano family - Dan or Dag?

 

[mattcira]

There's a picture of Dag somewhere on the internets standing in front of a 1972 Volvo 1900E, so that means he immediately wins the car stage of this contest, simply because nothing Dan drove, drives or will drive could ever be as cool as a 1972 Volvo 1800E.

 

[Mr. Niel]

You forgot the bas playing. Both of them have the skills for this one

Dag's been playing bass for like 20 years, Dan programs.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Dan ftw.

 

[Dan Swanö]

There's a picture of Dag somewhere on the internets standing in front of a 1972 Volvo 1900E, so that means he immediately wins the car stage of this contest, simply because nothing Dan drove, drives or will drive could ever be as cool as a 1972 Volvo 1800E.

Hey!!!

Don´t underestimate the power of the green VOLVO 343 (R.I.P.) I used to have.
The guys from Dark Funeral and Katatonia once drove in it, and EOS toured all of Germany with it in 1992. It´s the ultimate death metal wagon.

 

[Dan Swanö]

Better underpants - Dan or Dag?
If you count the long-legged version, used in wintertime Sweden, Dag wins every time.
Better country music collection - Dan or Dag?
It´s me...Faith Hill rules!!
Better car - Dan or Dag?
My Saab Turbo rules...
But my brother have a brand new Chevrolet Matiz and a nice Volvo
Bigger penis - Dan or Dag?
Pretty much equal. Never seen it erected though, we´re not that close
More chest hair - Dan or Dag?
About the same
Patriarch of the Swano family - Dan or Dag?
Dag
Better lead guitarist - Dag or Dan?
Hello?????? Dag of course. I might be a pretty rude leadcomposer/editor, but for the actual playing. Bro wins all the time...
Better keys player - Dag or Dan?
Dag. He can play Firth of Fifth with a blindfold.
Better drummer - Dag or Dan?
I am better here, but Dag is pretty damn cool on the cans as well..
Better growls (Pan-thy-moninum only!) - Dag or Dan
Since Dag never growled in his life, ever... I win on walk over
Better looking - Dag or Dan =d
Ask our women

 

[Gurgelguff]

There's a picture of Dag somewhere on the internets standing in front of a 1972 Volvo 1900E, so that means he immediately wins the car stage of this contest, simply because nothing Dan drove, drives or will drive could ever be as cool as a 1972 Volvo 1800E.

I really like to be the coolest..... but the truth and nothing but the truth !
As far as i know i never have been close to a 1900E but if you have
photo proof i really like to see it.
The only car i remember standing in front for a photosession is my -68 Volvo 142 called "Hubert" I drove it for 12 years. Do i miss it ? Hell no uke:New cars rules !

 

[Tumn]

Bigger penis - Dan or Dag?
Pretty much equal. Never seen it erected though, we´re not that close

Lol

 

[paradoxile]

oooh incest joke...that's a first

 

[chrisdoig24k]

Who rocks more?

 

[Tumn]

DAHG is more of a rocker, but the Swanö bros rock equally!

 

[mattcira]

I really like to be the coolest..... but the truth and nothing but the truth !
As far as i know i never have been close to a 1900E but if you have
photo proof i really like to see it.
The only car i remember standing in front for a photosession is my -68 Volvo 142 called "Hubert" I drove it for 12 years. Do i miss it ? Hell no uke:New cars rules !

Yea, we're on the same page now... maybe it wasn't a 1900E. I remember a kickass mid-70s porno mustache, a bulky sweater and a ridiculous shit-eating grin.

You need to post that picture... pure badassery.

EDIT: Here's the picture... there was another one somewhere of a fellow bandmate sitting in the trunk...

 

[Tumn]

That picture owns <3 Dag

 

[fireangel]

I really like to be the coolest.....

I can assure you that on stage you are the coolest and nicest poser I´ve ever seen