dear enterprise rental car company.

[minxnim]

bite me you fucks. after two weeks of arguing and begging and you telling me you cannot rent a car one way.... after trying to charge me $500 just to get to massachusetts, i've decided to tell you to fuck yourself in the ear. i'll skateboard home if i have to. bitches.

 

[xfer]

 

[minxnim]

IF ALEX HAD A CAR TO COME GET ME MY LIFE WOULDNT BE A MESS THANX FOR NOTHING ALEX



x

 

[lizard]

check out this one: plus prepz would look completely cooler on this rather than a segway

http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/2003/11/04/cx_dl_1104vow.html

 

[minxnim]

that is like the least possible flattering picture of that person on that segway like ever...

 

[xfer]

that bombardier thing looks EXACTLY like something that might be found prowling the halls of the Technodrome.

 

[xfer]

that's dean kamen, the inventor of the segway himself! you'd think having invented it, he would look less like an excited retarded child on his birthday when he rides it.

 

[xfer]

preppy: CHINATOWN BUS.

i can send you some muscle relaxers to feed to Fred so the kid's all chiiilllll on the noisy, rumbly bus ride.

 

[minxnim]

i hafta bring fred remember? no bus for bunny

 

[xfer]

that's why i suggested pills, so he would be BIG CHILLIN'!

you can't tell me an old Chinese lady can bring a chicken in a cage on the bus, but you can't bring a sleepy rabbit?

 

[minxnim]

it's not that i cant bring him b/c he's not allowed. the vet just said it'd potentially kill him so i think risking that would be beyond retarded.

 

[minxnim]

plus i hate chinese people

 

[lizard]

yeah xfer you bunny hating pedestrian. geez

 

[minxnim]

JUST KIDDING!!!




x

 

[S4R]

Doesn't anyone take a fucking walk anymore?

 

[FuSoYa]

you're visiting Boston? or western mass?

i ask because the Chinatown bus, as a mentioned option, doesn't go to Western Mass... so....

 

[xfer]

it does if you hijack it!

 

[minxnim]

Doesn't anyone take a fucking walk anymore?

ass