dear intern

[FuSoYa]

Why is your face so big?

You have a huge-ass face. Your cheekbones are seriously farther apart than your ears. Also your nose looks like a 90-year old Polish man's and I can see your pores from across the office.

Please reduce your face thanks.

 

[minxnim]

your intern + my intern = TLA

 

[goatschool]

that is an intern in the acromegalical arts.

 

[FuSoYa]

thankfully she's not my intern, but might as well be because i can see her stupid cheekbone from around the damn corner

 

[minxnim]

i am unfortunately picturing your intern to look like the guy from the cher motion picture classic 'the mask'

 

[FuSoYa]

to make matters worse, she's a 'quiet talker'.

I can't even hear her over the buzz of the damn fluorescent lights. Fucking muppet.

 

[minxnim]

unfortunately, i am a quiet talker too i think. but i have good cheekbones

 

[FuSoYa]

that's so inefficient

 

[minxnim]

i can't help it.