dear susie column

[Susie]

Right my dears,

come on you can tell me , do you have a problem or sad about anything , then heres your chance to get it out, i,ll try and help you with my mature advise, dont be afraid you can tell me anything.

 

[Allan]

, this thread might very well become very popular.

 

[Andy_2003]

my arse smells a lot, what can I do?

 

[Susie]

my arse smells a lot, what can I do?

you can start by having a bath, you smelly twat do you love my advise

 

[Andy_2003]

ok I will try that, but I find that when I have done in the past, soon enough it starts to smell again, am I doing something wrong?

 

[Susie]

ok I will try that, but I find that when I have done in the past, soon enough it starts to smell again, am I doing something wrong?

try wiping it in between having a shit and washing it

 

[Strangelight]

Dear Susie, is it better when its faster?

 

[Andy_2003]

I tried that, it's just a never ending smelly arse

 

[Su Jacko]

Dear Susie,
I've heard that man sap is good for you? Is this true or a fabrication? Explain.

 

[Susie]

Dear Susie, is it better when its faster?

I DO I DO

 

[Cerulean]

Dear Susie,
I've heard that man sap is good for you? Is this true or a fabrication? Explain.

True!!! Full of vitamines

 

[Susie]

Dear Susie,
I've heard that man sap is good for you? Is this true or a fabrication? Explain.

Right well i use it for lubrication for masturbation , it has a unique quality that no other substance has so i say yes its good for you, and you should buy it in jars , has that answered your question

 

[sol83]

dear susie,

i don't wanna ask anything. just wish me luck for the next few days. i need it. if i get lucky, i'll owe you forever. well ok, i might even buy you a candy cos i'm very generous and that.

cheers,

sol.

 

[Susie]

True!!! Full of vitamines

hey i,m the adviser but yes it is full of live vitamins

 

[Strangelight]

dear susie,

i don't wanna ask anything. just wish me luck for the next few days. i need it. if i get lucky, i'll owe you forever. well ok, i might even buy you a candy cos i'm very generous and that.

cheers,

sol.

candy? since when has susie been American like? FFS! PFF!

 

[sol83]

well ok, don't kill me. and what does pff mean?

 

[Susie]

dear susie,

i don't wanna ask anything. just wish me luck for the next few days. i need it. if i get lucky, i'll owe you forever. well ok, i might even buy you a candy cos i'm very generous and that.

cheers,

sol.

hey you no how to get on my good side I wish you all the luck in the world and my favourite candy bar is a galaxy

 

[Andy_2003]

pff is a small fart noise, as opposed to pfffffffffffft, which is a big fart noise

 

[Susie]

well ok, don't kill me. and what does pff mean?

well as far as i know pff , means pff, sorry if its not much help

 

[sol83]

galaxy. ok, got it.

and i will send you one if things go ok. i was not joking. just eat it before mick does.

:Spin: