dear susie column

Dear Susie,

I don't feel like going to bed and I have to wake up early tomorrow and I'm getting 30 soon and I feel like a child and I'm thousands of miles away from being settled and I even like it that way and I don't feel I should be responsible for anything and what's wrong with me? :erk:

And I even feel happy right now. *bad conscience?*

Ehh, I'll eat my cake and see what happens.
 
Dhatura said:
Dear Susie,

I don't feel like going to bed and I have to wake up early tomorrow and I'm getting 30 soon and I feel like a child and I'm thousands of miles away from being settled and I even like it that way and I don't feel I should be responsible for anything and what's wrong with me? :erk:

And I even feel happy right now. *bad conscience?*

Ehh, I'll eat my cake and see what happens.
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go to bed get a good nights sleep, your up early tomorrow my dear, 30 is not all that bad so dont get down it might sound old but believe me, you,ll still be able to shag like a bunny , so go and eat your cake and enjoy it, custard slices always make me happy :) :D and the bad conscience thing well i cant help you unless you tell me :Spin:
 
Thank you, Susie, I feel much better now. I have bad conscience only because I don't feel responsible for anything and I'm even fine about it. Like I have bad conscience cause I don't have bad conscience.

Otherwise nothing to be sorry about, I haven't committed any sin :) (Besides the nocturnal cake.)

But I'm happy I'll be able to shag like a bunny, that's a comforting thought. So good night.
 
Dhatura said:
Thank you, Susie, I feel much better now. I have bad conscience only because I don't feel responsible for anything and I'm even fine about it. Like I have bad conscience cause I don't have bad conscience.

Otherwise nothing to be sorry about, I haven't committed any sin :) (Besides the nocturnal cake.)

But I'm happy I'll be able to shag like a bunny, that's a comforting thought. So good night.
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good night :wave:
 
Susie said:
go to bed get a good nights sleep, your up early tomorrow my dear, 30 is not all that bad so dont get down it might sound old but believe me, you,ll still be able to shag like a bunny , so go and eat your cake and enjoy it, custard slices always make me happy :) :D and the bad conscience thing well i cant help you unless you tell me :Spin:
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does 'shag like a bunny' mean that you are able to do it lots of times or do you mean the arse moves dead dead fast?
Also, during the last two years or so, I have been enjoying the odd cake and chocolate bar. Does this mean I'm confused about my gender or sexual preference?
 
Dear Susie, I have a few problems which I hope you can help me with.

Starting...

1. I don't like school and I've got about two and half years left life. What can I do?

2. After a fine saturday night out with my friends I feel pretty stupid, horny and shameless. What kan I do?

3. I feel that people don't take me seriously on this forum or mostly anywhere because I'm fifteen. What can I do?
 
Dear Susie,

My roommate and his girlfriend fuck too often, and they are very loud. Every time I come home there's all this racket and moaning. A few times I've even come home to witness them fucking in the fucking living room! What am I supposed to do, other than walk in on them and fart loudly?
 
Strangelight said:
does 'shag like a bunny' mean that you are able to do it lots of times or do you mean the arse moves dead dead fast?
Also, during the last two years or so, I have been enjoying the odd cake and chocolate bar. Does this mean I'm confused about my gender or sexual preference?
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right my dearest shaggin like a bunny means , you never stop so thats the good hey ,whats good advise for one might not be good advise for another, take heed to that :) right you eat choclate lately, well for a person who never used to eat choclate mmmmm somethings wrong :Smug: it normally replaces a chemical your body misses when lack of le buming , so prehaps you should try being bummed haaaa :D
 
rafael said:
Dear Susie, I have a few problems which I hope you can help me with.

Starting...

1. I don't like school and I've got about two and half years left life. What can I do?

2. After a fine saturday night out with my friends I feel pretty stupid, horny and shameless. What kan I do?

3. I feel that people don't take me seriously on this forum or mostly anywhere because I'm fifteen. What can I do?
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1 RIGHT unfortunatly you got to go to school :loco: so get it sorted then you can rock your socks off

2 theres nothing you can do but be proud of what you done , hold your head high because you will have lots more nights like this :)
3 right your fifteen your old enough to realise what you want so dont let people take the piss, now get to school, and do as your told :D
 
Ol' Dirty Bastard said:
Dear Susie,

My roommate and his girlfriend fuck too often, and they are very loud. Every time I come home there's all this racket and moaning. A few times I've even come home to witness them fucking in the fucking living room! What am I supposed to do, other than walk in on them and fart loudly?
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whats the problem, it gives you sterio sound for a porno, most people pay five pounds for a good tape and your getting it free , why not try joining in the fun ask they wont mind. :)
 
Ol' Dirty Bastard said:
Dear Susie,

My roommate and his girlfriend fuck too often, and they are very loud. Every time I come home there's all this racket and moaning. A few times I've even come home to witness them fucking in the fucking living room! What am I supposed to do, other than walk in on them and fart loudly?
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Buy a camera!
 
Dear Susie,
the other day i met this girl. she's extremely pretty (as you are) and sweet and that - my kinda girl eh :D
now i've joined this band, and the drummer is her mate. and fancies her. he lives in her place cos he's in between houses for another 2 weeks.

i wanna get closer to her, but so does he. and he lives right beside her, i live 70 miles down south, ffs.
she said she fancies blokes not bald, not long haired, kinda like my hairstyle, basically in between. he's got long hair, i'm growing mine.

she could be the golden bunny; what can i do? :yell:
 
Dear Susie.

I've been reading your column lately. The dawg shown below is my new dawg. My sixth dog to be more precise. She arrived here out of nowhere and we decided to keep her close to our other dogs cuz she was kinda cute. Well, the problem is, that whenever I play proper doom or some old-school death-metal, the bites every single moving beings in my house's perimeter. This is becoming quite annoying since I like listening to this kind of music every now and then and that is costing me a lot of bandages, and I don't think I can afford them anymore.
But then again...I don't wanna let her go..i mean...she has the spirit...she invented a whole new concept between my dawgz...the "bitepit"...she's a pioneer I guess...i want her!

What can I do my dear dead dear dear dear DEAR dear Susie? :( This is driving me mad FFS.

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