Dear Wisdom Teeth.

ChromeLife

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Oct 24, 2001
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I have enjoyed your stay in my mouth to a degree that you cannot possible imagine, and would love for you to stay a bit longer. I dont understand why after all this time you want to make me hurt so much, but I do think we can work this out. If you would please quell your anger, and stop goring my fucking mouth, I promise to brush you 3 times a day, and use you as a prominent chew tool.

Thanks for your time. I LOVE YOU.

Daniel Fitz