Dear Wisdom Teeth.

[ChromeLife]

I have enjoyed your stay in my mouth to a degree that you cannot possible imagine, and would love for you to stay a bit longer. I dont understand why after all this time you want to make me hurt so much, but I do think we can work this out. If you would please quell your anger, and stop goring my fucking mouth, I promise to brush you 3 times a day, and use you as a prominent chew tool.

Thanks for your time. I LOVE YOU.

Daniel Fitz

 

[Absolut Jim Varney]

i feel your pain.

 

[FuSoYa]

it's totally OK to let them go, you know where they'd have a good home.
























































48 green street #1
jamaica plain, ma 02130

 

[coelacanth_M]

don't give them to toby.


he will corrode them.

 

[ChromeLife]

Toby are you the one trying to steal their affections? I urge you to please stop... it hurts.

 

[FalseTodd]

Your wisdom teeth are not unlike elephants. Having realized their own mortality they are obeying their magnetic pull to Toby's ashcan-tooth-graveyard.

 

[ChromeLife]

My jaw is swelling. Eat my butt Toby... eat my butt.