dear eddie vedder

see? i dont even care that his band isnt that great. i mean, ROCK ON DUDE. but seriously. who the fuck DIDNT KNOW that some european countries may be doing things slightly better in some regards? he's like, been living under some bizarre intellectual elitist rock or something. he thinks he's brand new, but he's really retro.
 
i don't think he understood the "is rock the opiate of the masses" question.

the first question's answer is interesting. if he's a smart guy, he would phrase something as gingerly as he did ("not unpatriotic") to soothe it into his fans' minds. but i'd suspect he really doesn't want to be unpatriotic.
 
... do you identify with this preppy?

My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
by Al Yankovic

Lyrics:

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy
She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and "Generation X"y
She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare
Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim
I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor
Like he's some big tortured genious and I'm some kinda wiener

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder
Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better
Now my baby's in love with

I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder
I cant believe it, now she's knitting him a sweater
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

I knew we were headin' for disaster
When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated
Spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation

Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel
And I don't boycott the music video channel
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can play at this game
Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get
When I start stalking Alanis Morissette

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine but now I better just forget her
'Cause my baby's in love with
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder
If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
 
Done and done.

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I hate when the guy from Korn posts. I wrote to Mark (The UM admin) and he said that until a new version of vbulletin comes out we can't ban people from the board. I could delete his posts if he shows up though :(
 
this thread kind of made me afraid to post funny stuff!!

ps. i think eddie vedder really SHOULD deserve some sort of credibility but somehow he fucks it up each time probably because he is lame. his band's music is case in point.
 
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