DEATH METAL BANDS!!

[waif]

bored now's debut, whatever, is a fucking masterpiece. Songs like "Don't Care" and "Go fuck yourself" set the standards for OSDM several years before Chuck Schuldiner even thought of forming Death.

 

[rms]

come on now you cant really expect ur comments to be funny

 

[mutantllama]

I heard they were around before Black Sabbath put out Black Sabbath.

 

[waif]

no.
but I can try.
It's not like this thread is so awesome anyways.

 

[Einherjar86]

Yeah, right? "Recommend me more death metal bands like Fall Out Boy." If the guy isn't a troll, he's a fucking moron.

 

[waif]

oh, didn't notice Fall Out Boy.
Okay, this has to be a troll, no question.
w/e

 

[mutantllama]

Well I used to think that some humans couldn't get any more stupid. I was proved wrong.

 

[General Zaroff]

What is ugly and lives under a bridge?

 

[The Ozzman]

What is ugly and lives under a bridge?

Steve Buscemi?

 

[cannibal corpse]

No, a troll.

(I love ruining someones sarcasm. )

 

[mutantllama]

What is ugly and lives under a bridge?

Ozzy?

 

[The Ozzman]

No, a troll.

(I love ruining someones sarcasm. )

Don't do it again or I will rape you in the ear with my penis

 

[10293847]

looking for some cool death metal bands to listen to.. like:
metallica(fuck st.anger!!!),fall out boy,AFI,avenged sevenfold, korn,rise against!,and slipknott,trivium(they like old skool metallica)


thanks in advance!

Horrible troll job. 2/10.

 

[False Joe]

Don't do it again or I will rape you in the ear with my penis

Once you go Ozzman you go deaf.

 

[The Ozzman]

Don't you forget it.

 

[cannibal corpse]

This is not death metal.



This is death metal.

 

[Daemonomantic]

you guys are so horrible haha

 

[ivry91]

Don't do it again or I will rape you in the ear with my knife

Fixed.

 

[General Zaroff]

Don't fuck with Ozzman or I will rape you with my knife strap-on.

 

[ivry91]

^^Don't forget to take pictures.