Death metal poster boys.

[thraxton hicks]

Some comic relief for y'all. Stumbled across this tonight, check it out.
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

Apologise if this is old news, but it is pretty bloody funny, oh my stomach aches.

 

[GregadetH]

It's like watching Sting (wCw) evolve.

 

[thraxton hicks]

Yeah, there should be a whole new genre (laugh to) death metal.

 

[GregadetH]

 

[GregadetH]

Come on, those guys are all HARDCORE.

 

[thraxton hicks]

Yeah as hardcore as BalSagoth is succint. Closest to waking up next to a drag queen - make up still on.

 

[GregadetH]

 

[dutchy]

Black Metal is a fuckin joke!! great top 10!! David Letterman style!!!!

 

[thraxton hicks]

The irony is that Michael Jackson and Liza Minellis ex husband seem so much more sinister than all of them.....

 

[stomp224]

All those bald guys should get together and jam! imagine the gleam when theyd be onstage!

 

[lokey]

"corpse" paint is hilarious......esp the fat guys in immortal.........been watching too much buffy........ wheres bezerker in the list tho?!!?!?, those guys look like twats

whats with all the axes n all?!?!?.............they must like real log fires a lot, guess its cold out in scandinavia

 

[stomp224]

they dont bother with firewood, they just burn a local religeous establishment.
I apologize for lame spelling but my eyes are crossing from sleep depravation

 

[thraxton hicks]

hmmm I guess you could say - pissing in the Gene pool ??

 

[DarbysDad]

I still remember when Frenchthrax posted the death metal karoeke

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Ackercocke have some nice suits though.

 

[Vinnie Cappuccino]

Death Metal Karaoke, now that would be fun! :zombie:

 

[thraxton hicks]

Is that when you try to sing and vomit at the same time?

 

[aliasp]

Man that is hilarious. Imagine then at your local supermarket buying some lo-fat Tofu.

Yer. REEEEEEEEEEEEL 'ARDCORE !

 

[thraxton hicks]

Geez i've gotta go to work - but I know I'm going to start laughing at the meeting -AGGHHH those images are burnt into my brain.

Who would have thought; Death Metal an anti depressant?
Feeling down? Ugly? No friends?

Things could be worse..... you could look like this.... [flash to first image of Abbath]

 

[MikeyBong]

That's just good stuff right there!