Death song

I see no shores from the sea of stupidity of your posts.
fuckin' :lol:
Any song off of St. Anger since I usually say "please kill me" when listening to it anyway.

Any song on Agoraphobic Nosebleed's Altered States of America. Make it quick.

I had actually thought that "You Suffer" by Napalm Death would be better, since it's both the shortest song ever and quite fitting to the scenario.
Other than that, Runes To My Memory or Without Fear by Amon Amarth.
 
My first choice wouldn't be a metal song, but since this is the metal discussion board I'll choose something metal.
I think Blut Aus Nord's Procession of the Dead Clowns would work well. There's something monumental, proud and melancholic about it.
 
final countdown by europe cranked up real loud would be funny as hell.