Maiden v. Priest
Metallica v. Megadeth
Slayer v. Death Angel
Neurosis v. ISIS
Mom v. Mum
All pedestrian bullshit. So, I want to talk about some REAL SHIT instead. The masters Deceased v. the inheritors Acid Witch.
There's no question that Deceased deserve all the praise they deserve, and because I fucking hate the word deserve I'm going to put it three times in one sentence. Acid Witch carry that proud torch of overly long lyrics, ridiculously cheesy cheese, with everything dripping in shitty horror flicks, but still there is something honest about what they do. Just like with Deceased. Can you have a blast and still be deadly serious? Why yes, yes you can. Both of these bands prove it.
I mean just check out their best album covers, you don't even need to know anything beyond what these show you, because each one tells you the entire story with just one glance:
Fuck yeah, Poe rocks.
Fuck yeah, eye of newt.
On a personal level, whereas Acid Witch reveals my dreams and desires with Witchtanic Hellucinations, my ever-present waking nightmare/existence is actually the glory that is Supernatural Addiction:
Fuck yeah, GTFOoRC.
Whenever I'm in a bad mood, I can count on two things to cheer me up. A) Listening to I Hate Halloween by Acid Witch, and 2) doing an image search for King Fowley. Also bonus unrelated third thing ***) cranking the isolated vocal tracks to Running with the Devil.
A)
2)
***)
I mean between those two bands (and I guess old Van Halen as well), I just wanna rock and/or roll all night, and drink cheap beer every day. And I haven't been able to stomach cheap beer since I was in high school, because once I turned 21 I could purchase the good shit. But still, point remains.
Thank you, horror metal. I fucking love the torn entrails out of you.
Metallica v. Megadeth
Slayer v. Death Angel
Neurosis v. ISIS
Mom v. Mum
All pedestrian bullshit. So, I want to talk about some REAL SHIT instead. The masters Deceased v. the inheritors Acid Witch.
There's no question that Deceased deserve all the praise they deserve, and because I fucking hate the word deserve I'm going to put it three times in one sentence. Acid Witch carry that proud torch of overly long lyrics, ridiculously cheesy cheese, with everything dripping in shitty horror flicks, but still there is something honest about what they do. Just like with Deceased. Can you have a blast and still be deadly serious? Why yes, yes you can. Both of these bands prove it.
I mean just check out their best album covers, you don't even need to know anything beyond what these show you, because each one tells you the entire story with just one glance:
Fuck yeah, Poe rocks.
Fuck yeah, eye of newt.
On a personal level, whereas Acid Witch reveals my dreams and desires with Witchtanic Hellucinations, my ever-present waking nightmare/existence is actually the glory that is Supernatural Addiction:
Fuck yeah, GTFOoRC.
Whenever I'm in a bad mood, I can count on two things to cheer me up. A) Listening to I Hate Halloween by Acid Witch, and 2) doing an image search for King Fowley. Also bonus unrelated third thing ***) cranking the isolated vocal tracks to Running with the Devil.
A)
2)
***)
I mean between those two bands (and I guess old Van Halen as well), I just wanna rock and/or roll all night, and drink cheap beer every day. And I haven't been able to stomach cheap beer since I was in high school, because once I turned 21 I could purchase the good shit. But still, point remains.
Thank you, horror metal. I fucking love the torn entrails out of you.