Deepest Darkest Secret...

The Emptier · Nov 19, 2006

^didn't want to look at link because it pains (her,him?) because (her,him) used to have a dick, but a deranged grandma took it

Undefined · Dec 3, 2006

^Has orgies with the Teletubies and that vacuum sucker thing:

jmbullet · Dec 3, 2006

^ used to listen to Avril Lavigne and discovered COB by seeing a pic of Alexi thinking it was her

Night Reaper · Dec 3, 2006

^ still listins to backstreet boys

follow_the_reaper · Dec 3, 2006

^ has red lights in their eyes because actually, they are the reincarnation of satan.

jmbullet · Dec 3, 2006

^Is dead because was Satan

Undefined · Dec 4, 2006

^ wants me in her band cause she thinks I sound like Billy Talent :lol:

Kattana · Dec 4, 2006

^wants me in his bed because he thinks im billy tallent

jmbullet · Dec 4, 2006

^doesn't know Billy Talent is a band

Undefined · Dec 4, 2006

^ once made love to a bottle of wood laquer cause it said "finish" on it

(wood finish, get it)

jmbullet · Dec 4, 2006

^gets very turned on by his sig and dreams of a threesome with Seksilexi and Janne.

Undefined · Dec 5, 2006

^ Wants to be in a pop-music group

Swabs · Dec 5, 2006

^ Wants to be in the YMCA band.

Undefined · Dec 5, 2006

^ Fucked every member of the YMCA band, and did the Indian twice.

Kattana · Dec 5, 2006

can i just say that "the YMCA band" is called the villiage people
i know them quite closely

Söy · Dec 5, 2006

^-doesnt know the group is called "The Villiage People"

*postjumped... but kattanas post means s/he is "close" with them

Igraine · Dec 5, 2006

^masturbates himself over lesbian porn :lol:

Kattana · Dec 5, 2006

hehe yes i do :lol:

(thanks for pointing that out)

Söy · Dec 5, 2006

Igraine said:
^masturbates himself over lesbian porn

doesn't everyone?

Igraine · Dec 5, 2006

^I don't. Girls don't turn me on...