Deepest Darkest Secret...

[The Emptier]

^the only way he gets really angry is doing his daily ritual of sticking a peanut butter lathered cactus up his ass

 

[eva_dolly]

^ Enjoys interspecies erotica

 

[The Emptier]

i'm not denying it...

^is truly a hooker that dresses up as kermit the frog, came to this when a guy named Tim raped her in a ronald mcdonald suit with tim's grandpa who was dressed up as BJ from barney

 

[Undefined]

^ Is really a wanted sexual predator who systematically targets nursing homes, and then commits rapes, specifically on old ladies who drool and soil themselves.

 

[The Emptier]

^eats fermented pig groins dipped in 124 year old sausage juice

 

[Söy]

^--posts stupid threads that have no meaning

oh wait that's a truth. damn

 

[The Emptier]

^favorite muscian is Celine Dion

oh my bad...that's only half a lie

^favorite sex partner is Celine Dion

there we go...that's the whole truth

 

[Söy]

hey no one makes her hit the high notes like me!

 

[The Emptier]

 

[Undefined]

^ Is the Guiness world record holder for the most bodily fluids ingested through every orifice, under the nom de plum "Colonel Kremerbottom"

 

[Söy]

^ Is the Guiness world record holder for the most bodily fluids ingested through every oraphus, under the nom de plum "Colonel Kremerbottom"

^--misspells orifice

 

[Undefined]

^ Never misspells orifice cause he's been too well aquainted with male ones in the past

 

[The Emptier]

this thread is getting very disturbing...

TRUTH!!!

 

[jmbullet]

Has fucked his little brother's stuffed purple teletubbie and got caught by his mother

 

[Cofee_Annihilator]

Alexi lover

 

[Undefined]

^ Uses sperm as whitener in his coffee

 

[jmbullet]

^Is deeply in love with Marcel Leboeuf

 

[Undefined]

^Finds this extremely enticing

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

^Is deeply in love with Marcel Leboeuf

WHAHAhAHHA vaiment drole

 

[stormy]

^Finds this extremely enticing

ahrghhh damn i most definitly Shouldnt Have looked that Link