Deepest Darkest Secret...

[Fetzer]

Wow fuck that signature picutre is damn amazing!

 

[jmbullet]

you're supposed to rip on me back. obviously it doesn't have to be true.

yeah I know, I'm not taking anything personally, I was just trying to get a better deepest darkest secret lol

so here is your darkest secret : you keep a jar of Alexi's vomit in your room in case there is some of Janne's cum in it that you wanna taste (and you are waiting for the cum to get on top of the vomit)

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

^ Gets off to the smell of farts.

 

[Undefined]

^Eats the eye crusties that people get when they wake up for breakfast everyday

so here is your darkest secret : you keep a jar of Alexi's vomit in your room in case there is some of Janne's cum in it that you wanna taste

AMFG uke:

TEH WINNER

^ Gets off to the smell of farts.

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

^Damn straight I do. Ooo! You should tell them about the time when you licked the crack of that hobbo out in the street and got Herpies.

 

[jmbullet]

^kissed celine dion when she met her 'cuz she thought she was Alexi and had to apologize to her husband

 

[The Emptier]

^was formerly a midget porno star. Most famous movie is of him with assless chaps that are backwards, sucking a donkey with 2 dicks while the donkey is butt raping his grandma twice removed

 

[Undefined]

^ Got the name 'The Emptier' because he is always draining testicles of sperm at local gaybars.

 

[fuzzay crisis]

so here is your darkest secret : you keep a jar of Alexi's vomit in your room in case there is some of Janne's cum in it that you wanna taste (and you are waiting for the cum to get on top of the vomit)

amazing <3

 

[Kattana]

^is michael jacksons "best friend"

 

[GhostOfBodom]

^Is Michael Jackson.

 

[Kattana]

^is over 2000 years old

 

[GhostOfBodom]

^Is under 2 years old.

 

[Undefined]

^ writes stories about him and Alexi making love that all seem to end with him getting a facial as Alexi squirts to the guitar solo in AYDY.

 

[The Emptier]

^rapes little boys and leaves cum drawn hearts on their stomach

 

[Fetzer]

^Buttfucked.

 

[Undefined]

^Uses poutine as deoderant (fuck now I want poutine)

^rapes little boys and leaves cum drawn hearts on their stomach

... ... how'd you know!??

 

[The Emptier]

^Uses poutine as deoderant (fuck now I want poutine)



... ... how'd you know!??

I have a live stream webcam in your german dungeon where you do the deeds...

 

[jmbullet]

^Uses poutine as deoderant

that was my lunch today

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

^has always feinted to love Alexi Laiho.... while in reality thinks about me every single second of her life.... and burns by envy cause knows I'll always love someone else but never her....


(hey jmbullet... sorry, that was the first crap that came up in my mind... )