Deepest Darkest Secret...

[Undefined]

^ And she got it from your mom

 

[The Nerevarine]

^ And my mom got it from your mom

 

[Undefined]

^ is at school learning fencejumping so he can come to America and be an electrician!

(brought this back from the dead)

 

[Horus]

My deepest Darkest Secret is that I have no Deepest Darkest Secrets.

Figure taht one out before your head explodes. (I have the answer)

 

[*ElfeGirl*]

^got a crush on my teddy bear

 

[MegustaMucho]

^ want to have sex with me

 

[The Nerevarine]

^ He sucked my fucking big black cock

 

[Horus]

I actually don't really get this game very much.

 

[Undefined]

I actually don't really get this game very much.

... Ok this is the game. You look at the person above you and make up some crazy wild shit about them. Like what would be their fictional 'deep dark secret'. Either come up with something funny based upon something you know about the person, or just comeout of left field with some really crazy shit.

Remember this thread is just a joke, and in the interest of entertainment, so have fun. No vendettas allowed. Don't take anything personally, and if you do don't post here.

So I'm the first victim. But I'll give an example for everyone so they see what I mean. (It'll be similar to the describe the person above you thread in a sense, but more specific. ie/ the person below me would say something like

'^sticks shampoo bottles up his ass in the bathtub' [btw, that's not tr00 ] But do you see my point. Now, let's get the ball rolling, this should be fun!

 

[Macharius]

^very intelligent(which was the wrong thing to say, but it's right)

 

[The Emptier]

^very intelligent(which was the wrong thing to say, but it's right)

^*shrugs* might as well say it.....this may offend some of you. he likes snakes!

 

[Undefined]

^ is a fag who's banned... wait that's a truth... here's a real secret about someone else :

 

[MetalAges]

^ is about a post away from getting banned (for posts outside this thread), say your goodbyes while you can <starts funeral march>

 

[Söy]

now thats what i call owned

 

[eternal alchemist]

*Bump*
Once got extremely frustrated while drunk from a nightclub and raped an ethiopian illegal immigrant in a phone box

 

[RiderOfJustice]

why

 

[eternal alchemist]

I liked this thread Insult me!

 

[RiderOfJustice]

you're hawt?

 

[eternal alchemist]

I'm touched

 

[RiderOfJustice]