Deepest Darkest Secret...

[Swabs]

I'm touched

Where?

 

[eternal alchemist]

My testicles.

 

[jmbullet]

^^ is lying because doesn't have testicles

 

[eternal alchemist]

In fact I've got two balls, sperm, a penis and alot of veins, and you've got exactly the same

 

[jmbullet]

if I got the same as you that means you have boobs

 

[Undefined]

why

Is a runaway from P.T. Barnum's circus. He left the freakshow to pursue a career in acting.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

wants to feel alexis dick in his mouth^^

 

[Undefined]

^ Is jealous that I already have

 

[jmbullet]

^ wishes he could be Alexi so heartless would suck his dick

oops postjump

 

[Undefined]

!

 

[Macharius]

^he once was black until he kept getting arrested so he thought it would be better if he turned Spanish but realized they get arrested just as much so he turned himself black again but during the operation they transplanted chipmunk DNA and his face will always be scrunched up like that in his avater so after being a hairy black chipmunk man he just decided to kill a french family and eat thier kids but while in the process he imagined himself as a white fellow and got a wiggerplasty.

 

[Black Core]

^is really positive about his HIV test

 

[Igraine]

^sleep with a pink stuffed bunny

 

[Black Core]

^how would you know?

oh, right, last night, nevermind

 

[jmbullet]

^ has made a fake porn video with barbie dolls that look like Alexi and Janne and gets very aroused everythime he watches it

 

[enjoi17]

^ writes sick intimate stories about janne and alexi

 

[Black Core]

^enjoys undressing and having sex with 17 Ken dolls at the same time

 

[enjoi17]

^ hermaphrodite

 

[jmbullet]

^ writes sick intimate stories about janne and alexi

reads them and find them really arousing

 

[Undefined]