Deepest Darkest Secret...

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

as opposed to the fully natural process of wearing girls pants that you advocate?

no thanks

Is tha that was towarding me, Bush-lover?

 

[The Emptier]

no that was to me oh yeah but you cant this

 

[Black Core]

^jerks of at the thought that michael jackson will invite him to neverland and rape him

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

!!!

^Secretly adores Michael Jackson (kidding ^_^)

 

[The Emptier]

^a guy named tim cornered her in the bathroom wearing a ronald mcdonald suit and raped her while his grandpa video taped it

 

[Undefined]

^ re-enacts the event everynight with his dad

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

@ emptifier (skipping heartless, because he's impossible to make fun of) Has a family of rats living in his rectum.

 

[The Emptier]

^that cat in your avatar's face is so fucked up because you jizzed on its left eye to much

fuckin post jump

 

[OvSeth]

^Is deeply in love with each Backstreet Boy member.

 

[The Emptier]

^has fantasies about Barbra Streisand

 

[SteveAwesome]

^has fantasies about Barbra Streisand

^ IS Barbara Streisand

 

[The Emptier]

why does she always look like a bird?

 

[moonXplosion]

^Fantasizes about Santa's massive package

 

[follow_the_reaper]

^loves santas massive package

 

[SteveAwesome]

^ Pets, loves, kisses, and calls Santa's Package "George"

 

[moonXplosion]

^loves santas massive package

you know it.

 

[The Emptier]

^IS santas massive package

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Hey that would explain why she's always first in line to sit on santa's lap when he comes to the mall.

Edit: post jump.

 

[moonXplosion]

^How the fuck did you get that video?

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Duh. I MADE that video!