Deepest Darkest Secret...

[Undefined]

^invented the act depicted in 2girls1cup with his friend

 

[Nerve]

^ Definitely addict to old-as-fuck-thread bumping.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

^we are talking about SECRETS

 

[Undefined]

^has saved and jerked off to every pic gonzo ever posted... plus that one gonzo look alike pic alexis posted.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

why do u know of my gonzo and alexi fanboi corner?

 

[Fetzer]

^has saved and jerked off to every pic gonzo ever posted... plus that one gonzo look alike pic alexis posted.

Joe is doing the same thing with his own pics.

 

[Undefined]

LOL

 

[Kochon]

^likes pie

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Masturbates over a laughing seal.

 

[Undefined]

^likes pie

... Ok this is the game. You look at the person above you and make up some crazy wild shit about them. Like what would be their fictional 'deep dark secret'. Either come up with something funny based upon something you know about the person, or just comeout of left field with some really crazy shit.

Remember this thread is just a joke, and in the interest of entertainment, so have fun. No vendettas allowed. Don't take anything personally, and if you do don't post here.

So I'm the first victim. But I'll give an example for everyone so they see what I mean. (It'll be similar to the describe the person above you thread in a sense, but more specific. ie/ the person below me would say something like

'^sticks shampoo bottles up his ass in the bathtub' [btw, that's not tr00 ] But do you see my point. Now, let's get the ball rolling, this should be fun!

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[Fetzer]

Maybe that pie is way more bad than we think and that's a really creepy thing to like them... ?

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Gets a warm fuzzy feeling from Raptor Jesus

Your post made me hard!

Post jump...

 

[Dred]

^can't grow proper facial hair, so he shaves his pubes and glues them to his face with elmers gluesticks.

Edit: Double post jump.

 

[Fetzer]

^Lives in America

OMG :zombie:

 

[Dred]

Hows that a secret? Is there a Massachusetts, Zaire that I am unaware of?

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Has found a new, and disturbing, use for fish sticks.

^can't grow proper facial hair, so he shaves his pubes and glues them to his face with elmers gluesticks.

Edit: Double post jump.

Exposed my secret as well! Darn

 

[Dred]

^Is really a broom.

 

[Alasdhair]

^ He does the same with brooms.

 

[OvSeth]

^Truly likes SOAD.

 

[Kochon]

^really enjoys drinking molten poo with cinnamon