Deepest Darkest Secret...

vitorias123 · Oct 20, 2009

^secretly wishes he is Mikael Akerfeldt

jmbullet · Oct 20, 2009

^has an Alexi sextape

vitorias123 · Oct 20, 2009

^is jealous on me

Brutal Hate · Oct 20, 2009

^hairy guy IRL

EddyRX10 · Oct 20, 2009

^ listens to Miley Cyrus and BrokenCYDE

TheKid · Oct 20, 2009

can run the whole universe on his pc of win, but instead he hacks into CCTV on farms and watches goats fucking

silverneo188 · Oct 21, 2009

^hacked into the CIA only to get location of little boys in his area

Gurby · Oct 21, 2009

^got because of the high intelligence of The Kid eventually raped by The Kid.

Altitudes · Oct 21, 2009

^ Associates with midgets to feel even taller than he already is.

jmbullet · Oct 21, 2009

^has a burrito for breakfast every morning

TheKid · Oct 21, 2009

silverneo188 said:
^hacked into the CIA only to get location of little boys in his area

/facedesk

silverneo188 · Oct 22, 2009

^secretly pwned me

XxSNAPxX · Oct 22, 2009

^Loves to slap his own face with ham and then lick his face, in hopes that he will taste said ham.

CrazyChris576 · Oct 22, 2009

^Blindfolds himself and has his girlfriend put out cigarettes on his body for sexual pleasure

XxSNAPxX · Oct 22, 2009

^Films it for his own personal collection.

vitorias123 · Oct 23, 2009

^thinks that Lars Ulrich is the best drummer in the world

XxSNAPxX · Oct 23, 2009

^Loves projecting his view onto others, since he in fact is the one who thinks lars ulrich is the best drummer in the world.

vitorias123 · Oct 23, 2009

XxSNAPxX said:
he in fact is the one who thinks lars ulrich is the best drummer in the world.

^Has failed on soooo many ways

CliffBurton · Oct 23, 2009

^Recognizes a solid failure

silverneo188 · Oct 23, 2009

^agreed with noticing a great fail