Deepest Darkest Secret...

[Deadly]

^eats sandwiches with hair on them cause it turns 'm on to feel the hair itching but also scratching his mouth at the same time

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Has a beard.

Is that still a secret though?

 

[Deadly]

^ likes to smell granny underwear

even my bf knows about the beard
yeah, he likes *raises eyebrows*

 

[Dred]

^wears said granny underwear

 

[The Nerevarine]

Is not really from the United States, was adopted by some Americans In Colombia.

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

^bloody ferret humper

 

[Igraine]

^paints her nails black so she can hide the dirt under the dark color

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

^sack of bladder waste masturbating over horse porn

 

[Dred]

^ Enjoys the smell of B.O.

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Was involved in the making of the Horse Porn

 

[vikk]

^is the horse

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Was the camera man. Who got sprayed with my shit!

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Demon Mongoloid baby after my chicken recipe!!!It will never be yours!!

 

[Gurby]

^Is actually not in the Middle Of Fucking Nowhere, but lives in Amsterdam!

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

California actually...
^smells like bat barfuke:

 

[The Emptier]

sup guise

oldfags no da rulez

GOGOGOGOGO

 

[Works0fheart]

^Has debated sex with an animal on numerous occasions.

 

[The Emptier]

^has HAD sex with animals on numerous occasions

 

[FridgePack]

^Never had sex at all.

 

[EddyRX10]

^ made a .gif of himself fucking a lettuce and posted it on 4chan