Deepest Darkest Secret...

[Dred]

^ doesn't know I was willing to haggle with him over the price.

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

^Secretly a bum who will fuck n' blow you for 5$

More like 2 cents

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Knows this because she has sampled Dred's wares.

^Unable to operate a dictionary (not much of a secret though.)

They things are so hard to use... So many words! So few pages... *dissolves into a ball of goo*

 

[Dred]

^Also a client of mine.

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

well...there was that one time...it wasn't worth the 2 cents...
but unlike you i'm not a regular

 

[Dred]

well...there was that one time...it wasn't worth the 2 cents...

Oh please. That was the best rimjob you've ever had....admit it.

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

well...maybe...no..i think I like the local bum better...

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Paid the local bum to sleep with her. Though that is no longer a secret...

^Also a client of mine.

You promised you wouldn't tell!

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Hey...I can't help it....
oh..i'm supposed to relay a message...he said he'd do you again for free..he felt sorry for a guy with such a small dick...

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

^totally fails compared to my local bum he's a real cheapo...i can pay him with empty glass bottles

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

^is the bum's apprentice

 

[SteveMCsteve]

^ wears a toupe (is that who you spell it?)

 

[TheKaptain]

^ fondles his fingers

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Burns and eats car tyres on a regular basis.

 

[Swabs]

^ Wierdo "omg zany and crrrraaaaaazy" soad fan type kid

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Masturbates over Lord Of The Rings.

 

[Swabs]

^ Loves to play soggy biscuit.

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Deliberately holds back to eat the soggy biscuit.

 

[TheKaptain]

^ has a frozen atlantic waterline in his drawer, closet and bathroom.

 

[Altitudes]

^ Is Captain Crunch