Deepest Darkest Secret...

TheKaptain · Nov 21, 2007

^ is right

Alasdhair · Nov 21, 2007

^ Enjoys licking penguins.

Ze Boy · Nov 21, 2007

^Has the habit of sticking cake icing up his ass

TheKaptain · Nov 21, 2007

^ likes the thought of hairy men's legs rubbin his legs

OvSeth · Nov 21, 2007

^*Kaptain* of a gay pirate ship. Aye, matey!

allstar990 · Nov 21, 2007

pissed on his guitar thinkin it was a pot...

SteveMCsteve · Nov 22, 2007

^ plays jizz in a bowl with his friends and always loses

Go Now Your Lord Is Dead · Nov 25, 2007

^secretly listens to My Chemical Romance

SteveMCsteve · Nov 25, 2007

^ is a grandpa

Altitudes · Nov 25, 2007

^ has small penis :lol:

shredtastical · Nov 25, 2007

^ wishes he could see Paul Gilbert naked, just once

Altitudes · Nov 25, 2007

^ would love to have angry, wild Argentinian sex with Gonzo.

shredtastical · Nov 25, 2007

^ would love to watch me shove a fat cucumber up gonzo's ass

Go Now Your Lord Is Dead · Nov 26, 2007

^watches goat porn

OvSeth · Nov 26, 2007

^Watches goatse porn.

SteveMCsteve · Nov 26, 2007

^ wanks off to Randy Rhoads

Ze Boy · Nov 27, 2007

Pretends to be a metal head but is really a very shitty hip hop MC

SteveMCsteve · Nov 27, 2007

:zombie:

how did you know?

Go Now Your Lord Is Dead · Nov 27, 2007

Masturbates while watching teletubbies

the phenom · Nov 27, 2007

^Masturbates to Marilyn Manson!!!