Deepest Darkest Secret...

[Ze Boy]

^Secretly can't play guitar

 

[Dred]

^has webbed feet.

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Has MAGNO-EYES.

Fapping? Is that what it is called now?

 

[Gurby]

^is actually bald

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Is actually a 40 year old man from Czechnya

 

[Ze Boy]

^Secretly has his mum in his av

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Has a tiny head.

But we can see that from your avatar.

 

[Nerve]

^ Has NO hair actually.

EDIT : fuck, it has been done just up there. I should read threads, sometimes.

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Is actually illiterate, but is incredibly lucky with his random tapping on the keyboard.

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

^hairy she-male

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Hairless he-woman

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

^hairy toe fetish

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Enjoys smoking fish scales on the week end.

 

[Dred]

^diet consists of pine cones and motor oil.

 

[Undefined]

^has hairy toes...

fuck I have hairy toes too

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Actually has no hair, and uses a wig.

 

[Dred]

^Eunuch.

 

[Alasdhair]

^ Makes up words and hopes they stick.

 

[Dred]

^Unable to operate a dictionary (not much of a secret though.)

 

[the phenom]

^Secretly a bum who will fuck n' blow you for 5$