I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but that car of yours is merely a wormhole, as apparently is Kelly -- those socks and those guitar pics all end up in my house, on my floor, getting slimed and chewed by my puppy. I swear, I never have a missing sock that doesn't turn up in the next load, but I do have a bunch of socks and guitar pics I don't recognize.
Sorry about the CD's - the puppy was bored. If your crazed Russian would like to come explain to Tinkerbell that he want's his CD back, she might consider getting it from the puppy. Maybe.