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oh noes you just broke my french-canadian heart. If the best you can do is bitch about one's nationnality, I wonder who really fails at life?
 
let me guess, american?

edit: oh yes you are, I just noticed you mention "Utah" in "location"

second edit: before someone tells me I also use someone's nationnality to throw insults, it was intented and ironic.