Did your folks ever say this?

[Susie]

Dont swallow your chewing gum because it will wrap around your heart and kill you?

they always said it to me, and now me and mick say it to luke hahaha

 

[Carbonized]

no but i remember a long time ago my cousins telling me to not eat watermelon seeds because they would grow inside my stomach hah

 

[french_anatheman]

No, people were telling me that chewing-gums came in the "appendice", and could accumulate and create a sore stuff...mouahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Susie]

no but i remember a long time ago my cousins telling me to not eat watermelon seeds because they would grow inside my stomach hah

hahahhaha nice one, i always wondered what would happen if you swallowed apple pips i thought a tree would grow in my stomach

 

[Don Corleone]

yep turks say that stuff too

 

[kambouris]

seeing this makes me realise my childhood was so DULL!!!!! no trees in stomach or gum heartaches for me....WHY????????

 

[Malaclypse]

i was said that if i pulled grimaces they would freeze someday.

 

[StevenK]

your parents didnt love you.

 

[Susie]

your parents didnt love you.

I know and they used to lock me in my bedroom for the night

but i thought that was normal hahaa

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

my mum n dad still say that.. and my mum says that my lips gonna fall off cos i got it pierced and the infection I got in my gum was a direct result of mutilating my face. parents dont know shit. but i still dont swallow my chewy just incase like cos im too young to die yet.

 

[Susie]

my mum n dad still say that.. and my mum says that my lips gonna fall off cos i got it pierced and the infection I got in my gum was a direct result of mutilating my face. parents dont know shit. but i still dont swallow my chewy just incase like cos im too young to die yet.

Good girl it might just wrap around you never know, cos you do realise you have to be a mum before you carry a legal lisence to say that to a child

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

ahhh now the real reason to have kids come out.. the chance to scare them for life with stories about the danger of chewy..I cant wait.

Well actually I can.. too much beer to drink bands to see and all that ..Ill have kids later on when I run outta beer.

 

[StevenK]

no susie i was talkin to damond, nobody loved him

 

[StevenK]

god no!!!!!!!
i dont think that day will ever happen ( run outta beer ), if it does it be the fall of mankind! or maybe the opposite?

 

[kambouris]

i think i need someone to abuse me like that.....till then i'll keep abusing myself (he he!!)

 

[best]

hey damond, dont make funny stuff with your lips or eyelids or they will stay like that forever. that was what my mum said to me when i was a child.

 

[StevenK]

i used to be able to turn my eyelids inside out. as in, pull them in some way so that you could see the insides

 

[Dhatura]

i used to be able to turn my eyelids inside out. as in, pull them in some way so that you could see the insides

Aargh, that's sick

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

some lad in my class used to do that then chase people round the playground..he got beat up a few times for that.

 

[Susie]

yeh my mate wombo used to do it