Dimmu Borgir's re-recording of "Stormblåst"

[Papa Josh]

You absolute fucking worthless excuse for a human being

Lying to get five fucking bucks for free, god damn, when you think one can sink no lower, you fucking do it

How about you go back to pretending to be a good family father while smoking some pot in front of your child, giving some generic fucking bullshit 7/10 and then never listening to it again? How about your go creating some more fucking threads and talking to yourself in your own little forum, because clearly pretty much noone welcomes you here anymore?

PAPA JOSH

GET THE FUCK OUT

You'd think it was enough of a hint to kick you from the actual webzine, when people thought you were getting obnoxious and noone agreed with your opinions of where we are headed, and you'd think you would take the hint to also GET OFF THE FORUM when you have a few pages right here of people basically telling you to fuck off, get drowned in a hurricane, basically GET LOST PISS OFF GO ELSEWHERE NOONE LIKES YOU

Um, how did I get money for free when I paid the money back and sent a cd to the person (or actually someone else at their request)?? Actually, I see a few Erik groupies coming to your defense...

And it's funny, cuz I stayed cool with Zod, still cool with Evil C, can chat with Nad, haven't said much of shit to Jaykeeley.... but you, I seem to find you on my cock every chance you get. I post something in GMD, you decide to talk shit. I wasn't even trying to take it there with you, wanted to do MSRCAST, and that be it. Instead, you decide to start takin shots at us with your usual immature remarks.

You are a fucking lazy ass when it came to the zine Erik, just get over it. RC is dead, aside from this forum, which is just sad. Kicked from a webzine? That didn't do shit after I was kicked? Oh, Zod's Operation:Mindcrime review, which was really good, but who would've known that the direction you guys would be taking the zine in was one of non-existence?

And yeah, our forum is slow right now, as was RC's when it first started. So, I'm using it to post up the reviews that I have done and will do. I have gotten plenty of feedback from my reviews over the years, and you know how you like to constantly shit on me for consistent ratings, they're consistent because I know what I like, those who read my reviews and read them to find out about new and old music know what I like and use that to gauge them.

So, go take a picture of your latest stove top creation and come back and talk to me afterwards. Keep talking about me and my family like you know us. Better yet, go do something necro and tr00 kvlt... go cry to your mommy.

 

[Papa Josh]

Don't want to jump on the bandwagon, but what exactly is the artistic benefits of Erik sending you free shit? There is a HUGE difference between sacrificing money for your art and sacrificing money to send stuff to someone you don't even like, especially when there are fans out there who would appreciate it a lot more.
Giving away money doesn't make you artistic, it makes you overly generous, wanting to break even seems perfectly acceptable to me.

I don't need Erik to send me any music for free... I was being sarcastic. A lost art around here....

Besides, I have the Nasheim shit. I reviewed the first release for RC. :Spin:

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

It's interesting how I've become an erik groupie because I think you're an arrogant worthless peice of shit "stereotype" american. You know... the reason why half the fucking planet wants to bomb/terrorize the shit out of you guys. It's the people like you that give america a bad rap to the rest of the world.

 

[NAD]

whoa whoa whoa, are you saying there are people in this world that HATE AMERICA?!?!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I have the american stereotype. Mostly cause they've done a lot of things to piss me off over the years (and i mean, TO ME). But yeah, i'm just grumpy cause I have a midterm and am stressed out and overreacted.

But only slightly

My solution for boredom: Dawn of War. Nothing like watching giant robots smash bodies around. Or a giant demon baseball bat some poor space marine with his axe. Mmmmm gorey.

 

[NAD]

dude i perfectly understand the american stereotype, it's one reason i want to leave this place. even if i do embody the loudmouth part, especially when drunk.

still sorta bored. i think i'll go back to reading dune. listened to too much sunn O))) and infidel? / castro! tonight. got weird. went for walk. came back. contemplated masturbation. listened to temple of the dog instead.

this post is worthless. goodnight chicago!

 

[circus_brimstone]

Um, well, yeah it's a little easier to get someone to help you if you dress it up as an absolute necessity.

All in all, I don't really give a shit about this topic. But, I must admit: that's pretty low dude.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Um, well, yeah it's a little easier to get someone to help you if you dress it up as an absolute necessity.

Sadam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction!!!! Everyone come help! It's an absolute neccesity!

Same shit, different scale.

 

[General Zod]

Dude. Your argument would be great if applied to other circumstances, but it is a FACT that Dimmu Borgir have said in interviews that this was done with the EXPLICIT and SOLE PURPOSE of getting money.

If they've actually come out and said that, then I'm wrong. I have no problem with that. However, I don't have a problem doing what they've done. As others have said, it's their music, they may do as they wish. Then again, it's easy for me to say, because I have no emotional attachment to the original.

Zod

 

[General Zod]

all erik is trying to say is there's something to be said for some goddamn artistic integrity, jesus christ you think such a position would find some acceptance on a motherfucking metal forum

I don't think anyone here feels that artistic integrity isn't important. I do think Erik, at times, takes the position to extremes.

Zod

 

[lizard]

Yes, but not likely. It can happen if the individuals in the band are strong as fuck, but the human mind is pathetically weak when it's faced with the almighty $$$.

no yuo [/no yuio]

I think you're an arrogant worthless peice of shit "stereotype" american.

and then there's me....loved by millions, worshipped by few

 

[lizard]

well, I guess I'm gay and lying for not knowing that insignificant fact. I can never remember which euro nations did not use the euro.

Erik why the fuck don't you go take pictures of y9ur latest stovetop creation

 

[Crimson Velvet]

hehe, well members of the EU that do not use the Euro include Sweden, Denmark and England IIRC.

You forgot the most important one!!

 

[Crimson Velvet]

You aren't even members of the EU, Norway boy. Read that again.

Holy shit, I'm just on a roll of brilliant posts lately!


Note to self: READ THE F'IN' POSTS YOU REPLY TO!!!

 

[Papa Josh]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4074417#post4074417

 

[iamboredbeyondbelief]

EVERYONE in this thread is gay. Gayer than the damn cd being discussed.

 

[lizard]

DO SOMETHING BRAVE TODAY....

THEN RUN LIKE HELL!

 

[iamboredbeyondbelief]

Not to stir it up more then, but you said you were done, and you keep coming back, so.... is this guy getting under your skin or something?

 

[NAD]

hahaha i like how impressing the girl-pengy is made apparent with her holding a purse.

fucking awesome.

 

[J.]

so like, Dimmu. what a bunch of sellouts, huh?