Directly from the mouth of Will Bozarth...

[famousamoswillkillyou]

"Is it really so much to get a little cock every now and then?"

(There, Will and Laura, I posted.)

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

 

[Captain Beard]

*claps*

Now a photo so we know your updated look.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Don't do it. DENY him.

 

[Captain Beard]

Piss off, Jay.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

STOP TRYING TO MAKE US REAL WITH NAMES AND PHOTOS.

 

[Captain Beard]

Then get the hell out? We've been doing that for years.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Just because you betrayed godhood and chose the path of the flesh doesn't mean us old gods must follow.

 

[Captain Beard]

Old gods? I'm an older god in age and postcock.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Well, I have a fuller hair and an italian penis, so...

YOU PARRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRLY MAN.

 

[Captain Beard]

By Italian, you mean small?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

In all unnecessary honesty, yes.

 

[EricT]

Directly from the jizz repository of Will Bozarth...

Fixed.

 

[Captain Beard]

Poor Amos, Eric is trying to mate with her already.

 

[EricT]

I'm asexual now. Didn't you get the memo?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I like the ones who say they listen to the punk rock
I like the kids who fight against how they were brought up
They hate the trends and think it's fucked to care.
It's cool when they piss people off with what they wear, oh yeah!

 

[Lunar Still]

YOU GONNA GET RAPED

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I have a gigantic cock.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I have a gigantic cock.

are you cut? (it's important the guys and dolls have a course of action in mind when they go down on you, which i'll enforce ruthlessly)

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I am a circumsized male. But its still fuckin gigantic.