Do you have a beer towel?

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

You don't know these German wheat beers man...they foam like crazy and before you know it, bam, you have beer on the floor.

yeh iv had that 2 a couple of times but hell they are nice

 

[Captain Beard]

And here I thought we were discussing HHGTTG. I carry a towel, but not for beer.

 

[Metal head87]

If beer spills, I just leave it where it is. Carpet absorbs it.

 

[rebirth]

nahh, i don't spill good beer, ok

 

[Reminiscence]

You don't understand the foaming process of a delicious German wheat beer then.


P.S.: I'm drunk as fuck,.

 

[stefan86]

hand me some of that drunkenness

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

just let the beer soak through the pores in your skin.
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[stefan86]

yay! well, next time i'm ass wasted i'm coming for this forum

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

if i didn't dislike drinking alcohol and interacting with people and it wasn't wednesday, i'd be on a magical quest for that drunken-ness, too.
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[Will Bozarth]

weee

 

[neal]

if i didn't dislike drinking alcohol and interacting with people and it wasn't wednesday, i'd be on a magical quest for that drunken-ness, too.
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....but drunk is the best way to interact with people!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Cum towel? Actually I use a random peice of clothing for that too. I'm a lazy man.

 

[neal]

the idea of a cumrag is fucking gross and probably unsanitary

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

the idea of a cumrag is fucking gross and probably unsanitary

it's like a hankerchief for sperm.

 

[Will Bozarth]

spermkerchief

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

....but drunk is the best way to interact with people!

it used to be, but lately i just get even more depressing and anti-social around people =/

of course it could just be that the people here suck...

 

[Will Bozarth]

yeah, the people there definitely suck something fierce

 

[Reminiscence]

hand me some of that drunkenness

Too late for that, bro, but I will gladly send over the shittiness that I'm feeling. ALL of it, too, and you're welcome in advance.

 

[raeon]

it's like a hankerchief for sperm.

spermkerchief

Or how about WANKERCHIEF. And someone who feels himself so almighty to use a cum towel instead of friggin cleanexes is entitled Wanker Chief, not to be confused with the Halo main character.

...

did I just say all of that

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

WANKERCHIEF. Yes.