How to shower by gender.

[-Rivfader-]

You do this as well? LOL

Everyday!

By the way this thread =

 

[Turbo]

i dont laugh at how loud it is, i laugh at how bad it smells!

 

[-Rivfader-]

i dont laugh at how loud it is, i laugh at how bad it smells!

A combination of the two for me. Especially after eating White Castles the previous night.

 

[derek]

Childish, perhaps. "But dem dam wimen needs to keeps ins line!" If a dude whacks his cock off your thigh on the way to the shower its an act of deep love and respect. In man talk it means: you look beautiful, your eyes are as deep as the ocean and i want to make sweet, gentle love to you on a bed of rose petals.

 

[Chaosia]

And a woman who falls for that kind of "subtle suggestion" AND can translate it like a man, is NO woman at all....=)
Lose the pumice stone and that describes me! ...Except for the shampooing twice, not that paranoid.

*dying hair blonde, intends to follow the instructions once in shower*

 

[derek]

Yeah, well she should just go along with it. And then cook some dinner, preferably fried in some fashion

 

[Heavenscent]

I just space out in the shower. And fart. I think.
And i wash some stuff too. I think.

 

[derek]

I have a really shitty shower, so i try and spend as little time as possible in there. Whenever I head to my folks house tho I always spend ages in the shower...cause it's brilliant.

 

[Turbo]

LOL that signatures fucking hilarious!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

Damn chicks do everything better...

 

[Chaosia]

Damn right we do!=)

 

[derek]

Yeah, when it comes to blow-jobs i always chose chicks...

 

[Heavenscent]

Apart from the occasional tranny.

 

[derek]

Yeah, i like a bit of variety.

 

[Leandro]

The only thing that sucks about women is they are only normal one week per month

 

[derek]

Women are never normal, period.


Pun, DEFINATELY intended...oh yeah

 

[Chaosia]

Oh, gee, thanks. And I'm abnormal, 2 weeks a month I'm normal, rest of the time I'm just hormonal. And if it pisses men off, it pisses me even more off. To be a guy.... *sigh* Thinking it over...nah, I'll keep my hormones.=)

 

[-Gavin-]

How do you make a hormone????



Don't pay her!

 

[derek]

Oh, gee, thanks. And I'm abnormal, 2 weeks a month I'm normal, rest of the time I'm just hormonal. And if it pisses men off, it pisses me even more off. To be a guy.... *sigh* Thinking it over...nah, I'll keep my hormones.=)

There is NOTHING like sitting back, re-adjusting your ball-sack and getting ready to listen to some kick ass music. Chicks don't have that fun.

I'll have a ball-sack over hormones any day.

 

[Peti]

haha
good one