Do you have any idea how drunk I am?

[NAD]

No, you don't.

Serislly, I havne't bee n this drukn since Vegas bout 4 years ago. Wow.w

 

[dill_the_devil]

You bastard - I've been at work for two and a quarter hours, and you're smashed on Rye Whiskey. I wanna swap.

 

[Dev]

4 PM combo and 3 threads-drunk . Wait till' someone does better

 

[NAD]

Dudes yo ucna't see it because Phpototpufchkit is gay righ tnow, bu tI had a full bottle of rye whiksye between me and 2 othe rfriensds notihgt.

Them shjitz has 2 shotz left it in it. I'm so god damm calling into towkr tomeowr.

FUCK 3:23AM shit.

EDIT: MESHUGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

 

[NAD]

You know how drukn I waws? I found this on my deskept iright now:

fuckedupedness - i got a big ass boner for you baby and i'm gonna sit at home jerkin' off to your image 'cuz you got a phat ass. the state you get when you're so drunk that you start speaking words that you don't even mean. when you're .... you lose control of your personal being, and it don't matter 'cuz you're in the fuckedupedness. that's some titties, though. some titties... i don't got any shit for your shits dude, i'm fucked up... ya fuck them titties, then there's three of them, and you say "god damn you martin bitch" then you fuck all three of them. that's all i got man. "i can't even speak dude... i'm so fucked up i can't even talk dude." "you got some titties and you're gonna tittie fuck 'em then you're gonna pull out and you're gonna cum in her eyebrow 'cuz she likes it.” *go on man” “i dunno man... i can’t even speak dude - i’m all fucked up... you gotta cum in those titties cuz they’re full of blood, and they’re dead... squishy dead titties!!!!!... i ain’t got shit dude.” *you always got more shit dude* “ yeah, but i’m all fucked up - i can’t even speak proper... whadya want me to say? cuntragfuckshitalienpissfart? fuckin dopplegangertwinkingkongheadseperatedbitch. attached to them hips and they’re all gay and after the same dude but they can’t ‘cuz they’re all the same chick... fuckin’ zelda thinks she’s the shit but she’s got a little sister named zelda II and she’s fucked up... jesus was a cunt... he fuckin ate raspberries and shit them all over the place and it was all fucked up.... i can’t even speak cuz it’s all fucked up...”

and then charlie brown was finished.

WHO WROTE THEM SHITZ?!!?

 

[dill_the_devil]

LMFAO - I can just imagine the NADster there, drunkenly bellowing 'MESHUGAHH!!!!!1!1!111!!!' before collapsing in a pool of his own vomit...

 

[NAD]

I ai'nt purkin kan, but
Im get ging

oh fuk cit. I '
m gonna go pass out now.

SLATER.

 

[dill_the_devil]

"you got some titties and you're gonna tittie fuck 'em then you're gonna pull out and you're gonna cum in her eyebrow 'cuz she likes it.”

- 5 Stars. Instantly.

 

[NAD]

fuckedupedness - i got a big ass boner for you baby and i'm gonna sit at home jerkin' off to your image 'cuz you got a phat ass. the state you get when you're so drunk that you start speaking words that you don't even mean. when you're .... you lose control of your personal being, and it don't matter 'cuz you're in the fuckedupedness. that's some titties, though. some titties... i don't got any shit for your shits dude, i'm fucked up... ya fuck them titties, then there's three of them, and you say "god damn you martin bitch" then you fuck all three of them. that's all i got man. "i can't even speak dude... i'm so fucked up i can't even talk dude." "you got some titties and you're gonna tittie fuck 'em then you're gonna pull out and you're gonna cum in her eyebrow 'cuz she likes it.” *go on man” “i dunno man... i can’t even speak dude - i’m all fucked up... you gotta cum in those titties cuz they’re full of blood, and they’re dead... squishy dead titties!!!!!... i ain’t got shit dude.” *you always got more shit dude* “ yeah, but i’m all fucked up - i can’t even speak proper... whadya want me to say? cuntragfuckshitalienpissfart? fuckin dopplegangertwinkingkongheadseperatedbitch. attached to them hips and they’re all gay and after the same dude but they can’t ‘cuz they’re all the same chick... fuckin’ zelda thinks she’s the shit but she’s got a little sister named zelda II and she’s fucked up... jesus was a cunt... he fuckin ate raspberries and shit them all over the place and it was all fucked up.... i can’t even speak cuz it’s all fucked up...”

and then charlie brown was finished.

Okay apapren;ty I said lal this crap, becaus eMY NICKNEAME is Charlie Branwl. WHAT TEH FUCK WAS I ON ABOUT????!?!?!?!!?!

Okay dudes, gonnna go pass ou5 now. WHISKEY + MESSHUGGAY RULES.

 

[dill_the_devil]

"MESSHUGGAY" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Whoa.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

squishy dead titties!!!

Mother fucking winner.

 

[Demilich]

holy shit,

NAD, those PMs you sent me were fucking funny!

 

[Mormagil]

squishy dead titties!!!!

Mother fucking winner.

SECONDED

 

[dill_the_devil]

Thirded. NAD just stole Lizard's comedy crown.

 

[lizard]

*plots coup de tat against King Nad*

 

[NAD]

Oh my fucking god. Uhhh, dudes I don't know if I said that huge rant up there, I think I did and my friend was taking dictation. Squishie dead titties!?!??!

Oh shit, I think it's because we were watching Battle Royale, some bitch probably got capped!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

It appears that you did write it. Face the consequences.

 

[Henrik Main]

Private Message: them shitz
May 5th, 2005, 11:15 AM
One Inch Man
World Peace 2008

them shitz

henrik i wnt to have yoru baibes. no wait im not joikgn . dude i coudl swear my boner is so hard nwo wait

i now your'e not gay dude but yeah omg im drunk

yours xxxxxxx
nadSTER

 

[NAD]

hahahahahahaha it's cool because I had to check my "sent" box to see if I really wrote that, I didn't you dirty liar.

@Møøse: my friend wrote them shitz, he left it in a text file on my desktop, which I didn't notice until after he left. It scurred me last night though, haha.