This bottle, or at least about 95% of it as you can see, got three 200+ pound dudes HAMMERED last night. You don't fuck with rye, rye fucks back. Hard.
Do you have any idea how drunk I am?
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This bottle, or at least about 95% of it as you can see, got three 200+ pound dudes HAMMERED last night. You don't fuck with rye, rye fucks back. Hard.
sunday afternoon ... that barbecues I went to ... guy whips out a 1 liter bottle of some cheap ass tequila ... 3 115 lb. spanish chicks attack it ... and literally finish teh whole fucker in about 15 minutes ... no shit, I was witnessing it, with a wimpy glass of wine in my hand.
1 hour passes, one chick is layed out, talkign shit and practically hallucinating, pukes numerous times on the kitchen floor of the hosts home. The other chick wanted to go home and managed to puke several times in her b/f's brand new cars ... hahaha
the third chick was a trooper and washed the tequila down with some other booze.
good fucking party ... hope there is some photographic evidence somewhere.
1 hour passes, one chick is layed out, talkign shit and practically hallucinating, pukes numerous times on the kitchen floor of the hosts home. The other chick wanted to go home and managed to puke several times in her b/f's brand new cars ... hahaha
the third chick was a trooper and washed the tequila down with some other booze.
good fucking party ... hope there is some photographic evidence somewhere.
Well at least now I know the story:
My friend said "hey, give me your definition of Fuckedupedness" and that shit about squishie dead titties is what I said, as he typed it out.
My friend said "hey, give me your definition of Fuckedupedness" and that shit about squishie dead titties is what I said, as he typed it out.
lolzme said:
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Dude I'm like 220 lbs. I don't really know why because other dudes of similar size in appearance are like 175 lbs. I think it's my legs, I've always had big trunks for legs. Used to leg press over 800 lbs. when I was 16, and that's when I weighed 160lbs. Oh yeah and the beer gut I've been nursin' for awhile, but even when I drop that (which I need to do again dammit) I'm still around 200 lbs.
It's pretty potent. Several years ago I bought my friend (the same one I bought this rye for) a bottle of Old Grandad 114, which yes, is 114 proof. He made it his mission to drink the entire bottle in one night, and he did, without puking. He was FUCKED up though, I've been drunk with that dude approx. a million times and he was never so hammered. He kept laughing and falling, we went to help him up and he refused to move until we gave him a smoke.Erik said:
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
One Inch Man said:
You could leg press 800 lb? Wow. Man, you don't look 220lb. You realize I'm 185-190lb? Fuck, I should be 165-170lb. One day, when the young 'un is a little older, I'm heading back to the gym. Luckilly, I find it easy to lose weight through exercise.
i took the dictation, but nad - aka charlie brown - was the author. along with that gem of an oratory, he also yelled for about 45 regarding how he "sucked on those titties" of a friend whose wedding we are going to this saturday. all who know nad should see him in such a state.
I weighed about 175 lbs. when I was in shape at 18, then I filled out and my shoulders got like 8 inches wider. Then the love/beer handles kicked in and took me from a healthy 195 to an White Male American 220.JayKeeley said:
I need to drop like 20 lbs. and I'll be cool. Although usually what happens to me when I start working out the weight just transfers, I bulk up in the arms legs and chest just as much as I lose in the middle. I fucking hate pointless exercise though, I need to be out for a walk or hike or helping someone move or working on my car or something. Going on the stair master for 30 minutes does a body good but I feel like such a tool when I do it, haha.
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
hahaha awesome. I remember that shit, I said "we're gonna sit there at the wedding, and I'm gonna point at the bride and say I SUCKED ON THEM TITTIES!!!!!" then I said it like 200 times in a row.Smapdy said:
We need to get a video camera god dammit.
No no, she's the friend, I've never even met the dude. Yeah I wouldn't ever date one of my friends former slutz.lurch70 said:
Besides, I didn't score with her, I just sucked on them titties.
It was one of those one time dealies and the Red River was flowing, just my luck. :shit:
I'm just glad I'm entertaining while wasted because fuck me do I get really loud and just yammer on about nothing and everything. I almost always feel sheepish for a little while the next day, but then I laugh. Idiocy is funny, if you can't laugh at yourself you suck.Smapdy said:
Fuck, I haven't been wasted on whisky in a long time, my throat smells of Vegas. Time for a gigantic turkey sammitch.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
MFJ
Active Member
hahaha nice, I think I could go for something like that right now.
edit: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MONITOR IS THAT!!!??
edit: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MONITOR IS THAT!!!??
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
