Do you read on the toilet?
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Pedro Teixeira
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Well, when you don't eat kebab etc, and you eat a lot of protein-rich food, you only need to shit once or twice a week
huh? I thought every person should shit once a day lol at least I think I read that!
dan weapon
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Torniojaws
They call me Juha
huh? I thought every person should shit once a day lol at least I think I read that!
It depends on what you eat. If you eat trash/fast food (pizza, hamburgers, kebab, etc), you need to take a shit far more often than if you eat good home-cooked food. Also, if you take a shit often, it damages your bowels and can lead to rectal cancer or other problems
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I don't either, I don't take guitar magazines in with me....I just stare at the wall and dream about what one day I may own
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I actually wrote songs on the toilet..but I had some problems there with my guitar.
TravisW
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I think that's the only place that I get any reading done anymore. What I read depends entirely on what I ate. If I ate at a Chinese restaurant, Mongolian Grill, or Mexican food the day before, I can get by with a brochure. If I've been home for a holiday like Christmas or Easter, I could read Tolstoy.
Chryst Krispies
Vanilla Gorilla
It depends on what you eat. If you eat trash/fast food (pizza, hamburgers, kebab, etc), you need to take a shit far more often than if you eat good home-cooked food. Also, if you take a shit often, it damages your bowels and can lead to rectal cancer or other problems
Ok, I tried to stay out this thread but I gotta call you out dude.
That's not true AT ALL.
dan weapon
Planet Smasher
I'm with you mate.
Fruit & veg, fibre, coffee/tea makes you shit more, and if anything shit fast food and that sort of stuff sticks to your inside rather than passes through it!
Skinny Viking
¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?
my wife makes a pepper ziti (she's veggie) thats like 80% chopped red, green and yellow peppers mixed with some pasta and some kinda light cream sauce. Its fucking ACE man, tastes awesome but oh my god the hell that follows. It'll clean you out boy. No kidding one time the next day (thankfully she had work and I didn't) I shit 5 fucking times man ... 5 times, in a row. Everytime I thought I was done and slowly limped back to the living room ..BOOM! ... aftershock. I was literally sitting on the toilet for the entire morning, crying and just hugging the towels.
Something to be said for veggies & fibre thats for sure
Something to be said for veggies & fibre thats for sure
Torniojaws
They call me Juha
Well, that's how it is for me
If I eat fast food, it comes out within a few hours as loose fudge
Chryst Krispies
Vanilla Gorilla
Well, that's how it is for me
I was talking more about your cancer claim. That I know for a fact is bullshit.
Man, I'll tell you guys the greatest shit - when it all tumbles out, and you wipe a couple of times, and there's nothing there, totally clean...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
Skinny Viking
¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?
Man, I'll tell you guys the greatest shit - when it all tumbles out, and you wipe a couple of times, and there's nothing there, totally clean...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Even better is when you drop a HUGE log with no effort or pinchage, get a clean wipe AND there is nothing in the toilet
It just vanished or something:Smokin:
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