Do you say any internet lingo in real life?

I used to say it a lot more, but as of late my vocabulary has been condensed to "meh", "whatever", and "you wanna chill at the coffee house?" with the exception of angry outbursts on the topic of "WHY THE FUCK DOES MY BOYFRIEND HAVE TO WORK EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY DURING THE LAST FOUR MONTHS I'LL HAVE WITH HIM BEFORE I LEAVE FOR A FUCKING CATHOLIC COLLEGE IN PITTSBURG?!?"





wtf?
 
Yeah, I'm a loser. I tend to use:

"WTF?!"
"o rly? ya rly? no wai! ya wai!"
"oh noes"
"lollerskates" and
"teh"
 
ive said "oh noes" on ocasion, and a few others sarcastically knowing full well that im being a stupid jackass, but everytime someone says "pwned" i want to fucking slap them so bad. that shit was already played out 8 years ago. it was fucking dumb then, and its dumb now. i mean, i was on the internet back when like no one was when all of these silly terms were invented so i got over that shit back in high school.
 
I say "lolololololololololololololololollolololololololololollolololololololololollolololololololololollolololololololololol" when someone says something funny. I just get confused blank stares when this happens.