I have too many shirts with funny shit on 'em.
1. "I Didn't say it was your fault, I said I'm gonna blame you."
2. "Could you come back in a few beers?"
3. "Its only funny until someone gets hurt... Then its hilarious!"
3. "Got Jeep?" (My favorite.)
4. "Liquor up front, Poker in the rear" (My second favorite.)
5. "My anger management classes are pissing me off."
6. "Its not a beer belly, its a roof for my tool shed"
7. "80% sex by volume" (Has a bottle of alcohol on it.)
8. "Yar, I be looking for some big chests" (Jolly Roger on it.)
Yea... I also have that green "1 UP" T-shirt with the green mushroom from Mario Bros.
When I see a shirt I like, I usually buy it... but since I'm really cheap I usually scam them out of it and pay like, $5 for the shirt. I have dozens of t-shirts... but only like... 1 pair of pants?