Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?
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Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
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omghaxlol!1
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Left hand is used to massive amounts of spreading.
Right is for the push and pull wiping
<Gets violently ill>
Demilich
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circus_brimstone
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J.
Old Fart
how does one wipe whilstsitting? doesnt the toilet seat get in your way? dont you risk touching the delicious poo water?
cthulufhtagn
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Hell Mike
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Do you dip your ass as deep as possible to make the scary yet exciting chance of a cheek dip higher or what? Normal people don't get close to the water while pooping except for the occasional splash damage which can be avoided if large risk is foreseen. Normal people sit while pooping, wiping and all other variances and similar occurances that may occur.
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omghaxlol!1
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Some public toilets have shallow bowls. On more than one occasion I have reached around to clean my arse and have had the unfortunate experience of having the 2ply dip in to the water.
I don't fold the 2 ply mind you, but grab a nice wad in my fist, leaving a 1 foot trail of tee-pee dangling out of my arse like a mullet.
Business in the fist, party on the wrist.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
I have NEVER heard of anyone wiping while standing. If kids in pre-school stand up before cleaning themselves (or being cleaned by an adult), they're immediately told to sit back down until the job is complete.
This is why the bidet exists. It looks like a comode except it squirts warm water out to wash the shit away. It's pretty obvious that soap and water is going to clean better than dry paper. Nevertheless, I have never heard of anyone standing above a bidet -- that is why it is a seated device, just like the toilet.
Yeah we had a thread about this previously. The normal protocol for guys is to lean forward. This allows us two things: (a) the arse cheeks naturally spread allowing for easier acess, and (b) one hand goes behind you and wipes BACKWARDS (away from the balls).
Some dude here admitted to wiping forwards, implying that, over time, a slow accumulation of shit membrane collects just behind the scrotum until washed (depending on whether they wash well enough).
I understand lots of girls are able to put their hand down between their legs from the front and wipe away, essentially because you don't have a knob getting in the way. Either way, it's the same direction -- away from the front and towards the back (spine).
One last thing about J's comment of your hand touching the water -- and this is quite remarkable -- there are certain parts of the USA where the toilet bowl water level actually differs. In particular, Florida has a water level which almost reaches the TOP of the comode. Once when staying in a hotel in Florida, I had to call for the plumber to come fix the toilet because it was obviously blocked. He confirmed that was indeed the correct level. I presume the water level in Texas is also very high. I can confirm that the water levels in toilets in the NE usa are way too low for your hand to get even close, unless you purposely reached down to dip your fingers into the caramelized eau de toillete.
This is why the bidet exists. It looks like a comode except it squirts warm water out to wash the shit away. It's pretty obvious that soap and water is going to clean better than dry paper. Nevertheless, I have never heard of anyone standing above a bidet -- that is why it is a seated device, just like the toilet.
Yeah we had a thread about this previously. The normal protocol for guys is to lean forward. This allows us two things: (a) the arse cheeks naturally spread allowing for easier acess, and (b) one hand goes behind you and wipes BACKWARDS (away from the balls).
Some dude here admitted to wiping forwards, implying that, over time, a slow accumulation of shit membrane collects just behind the scrotum until washed (depending on whether they wash well enough).
I understand lots of girls are able to put their hand down between their legs from the front and wipe away, essentially because you don't have a knob getting in the way. Either way, it's the same direction -- away from the front and towards the back (spine).
One last thing about J's comment of your hand touching the water -- and this is quite remarkable -- there are certain parts of the USA where the toilet bowl water level actually differs. In particular, Florida has a water level which almost reaches the TOP of the comode. Once when staying in a hotel in Florida, I had to call for the plumber to come fix the toilet because it was obviously blocked. He confirmed that was indeed the correct level. I presume the water level in Texas is also very high. I can confirm that the water levels in toilets in the NE usa are way too low for your hand to get even close, unless you purposely reached down to dip your fingers into the caramelized eau de toillete.
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omghaxlol!1
Wonderful post JK. That'll give those filthy standers something to think about.
About the water levels. I live in Michigan and the water is nowhere even close to the point where you might accidentally touch it.
About the water levels. I live in Michigan and the water is nowhere even close to the point where you might accidentally touch it.
The water level varies depending on the toilet not the state. Ali, Do you need an episode of mythbusters to come to this conclusion? 
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
I haven't experienced water level that high anywhere that I can recall lately, and I haven't seen a noticeable difference in water height between Maryland and Texas, of course the toilets are different, so I'm sure that causes a change.
In particular I remember the toilet at my grandparent's house in Florida with abnormally low water levels, as in my chocolate delights would protrude mightily above the oasis in this porcelain pit. This toilet , however, was "low flow" but proclaimed to be "high power." I was told it could flush the equivalent of a donut with no problem. They should build these things with bread loaves in mind: Me-1, Toilet-0.
In particular I remember the toilet at my grandparent's house in Florida with abnormally low water levels, as in my chocolate delights would protrude mightily above the oasis in this porcelain pit. This toilet , however, was "low flow" but proclaimed to be "high power." I was told it could flush the equivalent of a donut with no problem. They should build these things with bread loaves in mind: Me-1, Toilet-0.