Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

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:lol: @ this thread ... need to find the video I made on how to wipe your ass with one sheet of toilet paper
 
wish i could find it ... someone must have saved it back then ... moose?

but to answer the original question ... definitely squatting when wiping ... hopefully not withing tight confines.
 
JayKeeley said:
What does that mean? Like they stand up on the seat to get into the squatting position? Or they hover above the toilet so they touch nothing?!
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Haha, some old people in Japan don't understand western style toilets. Occasionally you'll see some instructions at them telling old people not to stand on the seat and just sit the fuck down.

Oh, and I have to say, I don't understand people not folding the toilet paper when they wipe. Just wadding it up? Animals.
 
Susperia said:
I'll just answer this here since I'm basically the only other female around for the most part other than Lioness. =]

Back when I used tampons (I stopped because of the risk of toxic shock and because they hurt and I didn't like a string hanging out of me while I piss on it) I would insert them sitting on the toilet, breathing deeply out and trying to relax. :|

I recently tried the Diva Cup but it is too big for my vagina. Wtffffffff.

So I'm back to pads for now....will look for something similar to the Cup but hopefully a little smaller.
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Oh shoot, I see "us females" are replying here...

well, I use OB... - I know, I know... it's WITH NO STICK
but I'm just so used to it... it goes in, I wahs my hands - end of story.
I do however wither put one leg on the toilet, or do it while standing up.
 
I've tried sitting and standing. Standing gets you cleaner. I broke two toilet seats by wiping while sitting. Lean my 190 lbs on one side and *crack*. So no more seated for me.
Seems like wiping towards the back while seated would just smear your poop up onto your lower back.
*shrugs*
 
Chromatose said:
This toilet , however, was "low flow" but proclaimed to be "high power." I was told it could flush the equivalent of a donut with no problem.
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When we first moved into this house, I was surprised at the suction power of the toilets. I swear to god I could flush a baby with no problems.

Thanatopsis123 said:
Haha, some old people in Japan don't understand western style toilets. Occasionally you'll see some instructions at them telling old people not to stand on the seat and just sit the fuck down.

Oh, and I have to say, I don't understand people not folding the toilet paper when they wipe. Just wadding it up? Animals.
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:lol::lol::lol:

dorian gray said:
I've tried sitting and standing. Standing gets you cleaner. I broke two toilet seats by wiping while sitting. Lean my 190 lbs on one side and *crack*. So no more seated for me.
Seems like wiping towards the back while seated would just smear your poop up onto your lower back.
*shrugs*
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Not you too!
 
I wiped standing up earlier today. I tend to switch between positions depending on my mood, the setting, and whether I feel otiose during the moment of release. It does allow for greater range of motion, as you don't have to tuck your elbows in and chicken wing your arsehole to failure.
 
I just went and took a shit and wanted to try this wiping will standing... but forgot. I had the phrase "you are what you eat" stuck in my head, and that got me wondering if Susperia is a vegetable? Which might explain all the trolling?
 
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