Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

[Susperia]

duh, Its a crazy position. knees bent, feet 3 ft apart, back arched, left hand-left cheek, right hand-paper destruction. sniff, rinse, repeat

Whoa Whoa Whoa! Sniff????

 

[skeptik]

I wipe my ass with Susperia's face.

 

[Evil?]

sitting or standing?

 

[skeptik]

Well obviously that depends on whether she's sitting or standing, but I prefer when she's sleeping, so usually sitting I guess.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Whoa Whoa Whoa! Sniff????

um... yeah..

 

[JayKeeley]

Seems like wiping towards the back while seated would just smear your poop up onto your lower back.

you're not suggesting that wiping towards the balls is the right way to go are you? standing or sitting -- both are up for debate -- but why a guy would wipe forwards toward his scrotum is beyond me.

also, one of the best things about fellatio is when a chick tongues the back of your balls. I figure the least I can do is keep it clean.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

my first crap since arriving back home tonight gloriously stopped up the toilet

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

so I tried out this here standing thing... it worked pretty good. Further tests are required.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Conversely, I've tried the sitting down thing, and I'm not impressed. No room to manoeuvre.

 

[JayKeeley]

Is it like an overweight thing? What is difficult about leaning forward?

This thread is ridiculous. 5char.

 

[swizzlenuts]

I feel way too awkward wiping while standing up....

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

so I tried out this here standing thing... it worked pretty good. Further tests are required.

hahaha we're going to convert this whole board...eventually!

 

[JayKeeley]

I might even use your tampon tip and insert a preparation-H suppository whilst standing, just for the hell of it.

 

[Guthrum]

hahaha we're going to convert this whole board...eventually!

NEVAR

 

[dill_the_devil]

Is it like an overweight thing? What is difficult about leaning forward?

This thread is ridiculous. 5char.

I usually piss at the same time as I'm shitting, for expediency's sake - I don't fancy the pissy end of my cock rubbing against the inside of my wrist while I'm wiping.

I love this thread. I think it should be stickied, so future generations can learn what they'd never previously dared to ask about.

 

[Chromatose]

you reach around back, not underneath. With this method you could even possibly wipe WHILE pissing, if staying seated!

 

[dill_the_devil]

Ah, so it's a question of how far back on the seat you're situated. See, I've got an impressive cock, so I have to sit quite far back.

 

[Chromatose]

There's some leaning involved, but I suppose with that extra length it would dip down and take a drink. You'd have to move south until the water level is safe.

 

[dill_the_devil]

LMMFAO

 

[JayKeeley]

I don't fancy the pissy end of my cock rubbing against the inside of my wrist while I'm wiping.

?????????????????????? :zombie:

I've never been so confused and hysterical at the same time