Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

[swizzlenuts]

When standing do you guys lean for a little bit or what? I don't get it.

 

[dorian gray]

Whatever works.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Yeah, I tend to get a little Leaning Tower of Pisa action in there.

 

[Guthrum]

You want me to break more toilet seats?

Haha, just get some better quality toilets!

 

[dorian gray]

LOL, I did. Apparently, the toilets were nice but the seats were lame.
I just remembered I did this at another house too. Maybe it's my technique.

 

[Guthrum]

I remember thinking about the possibility of my toilet breaking, but figured, that I had gone all my life without breaking one, so nothing to worry about.

 

[lurch70]

When standing do you guys lean for a little bit or what? I don't get it.

... this thread fucking rules.

if I stood up straight and wiped I would miss throwing the paper into the bowl after wiping from my height.

ok, how about getting someone else to wipe you?

 

[War Ensemble]

ok, how about getting someone else to wipe you?

If Frank did this, would it still be two or would there be three hands involved?

 

[Krilons Resa]

I don't wipe at all. Gives it a Civil War feel to it...which is what I strive for in all things.

That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when George starts going on about how they got their TP in the Civil War, etc.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Actually, it's quite a coincididence. This thread.

Last Thursday or Friday, I forget which, I was taking a piss in the office bathroom at work. Well, from the urinal, you can kinda see into the stall next door because of the reflection off of the porcelain wall. (one of the reasons why I never take a shit in that bathroom. So as I am alleviating my screaming bladder, I happen to catch the image of this dude in the stall standing up, wiping his ass. Aside from the horror of my accidental glare, I was truly amazed. I never knew people wipe their ass standing up. Makes no sense to me. Then Jerry creates this fuckin' thread.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Oh, and I couldnt imagine someone getting very clean from doing it while sitting either.

 

[dorian gray]

5 stars for Ken's posts

 

[lurch70]

were you guys ever in a bathroom where there is a full lenght mirror right across from the bowl? ... so you can see yourself in full glory shitting and wiping ... glorious stuff

 

[Krilons Resa]

There's this Shell gas station/convenience store that has a bathroom where there is a mirror right behind the toilet at crotch-level. Ive only watched myself piss, havent shat there.

 

[Dark One]

 

[Guthrum]

So, what Doomcifer is saying is, he doesn't wipe while sitting OR standing? Do you have an imperforate anus?

 

[Necromunchkin]

^ See statement about the carpet, man.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

When standing do you guys lean for a little bit or what? I don't get it.

duh, Its a crazy position. knees bent, feet 3 ft apart, back arched, left hand-left cheek, right hand-paper destruction. sniff, rinse, repeat

 

[lurch70]

is there a football involved as well?

 

[Susperia]

I just went and took a shit and wanted to try this wiping will standing... but forgot. I had the phrase "you are what you eat" stuck in my head, and that got me wondering if Susperia is a vegetable? Which might explain all the trolling?

Can I be a parsnip?