Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

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man, the whole fam got this ass kicking stomach virus/flu in the last few days.

just kicked my ass yesterday to the point of immobility. today is somewhat better but holy shit storm
 
much to jealousy of my wife I clog the toilet with logs quite often. its really awesome
 
A toilet should exist which has blender-like blades at the bottom of the bowl. Switch it on when you've got one of those monster turds :tickled:
 
Anybody ever have trouble ripping ass? Over the past two days I've had to over exert my bowels to overcome flatus interruptus. I woke up with pains in my sides, thinking that I had a major whiz that needed to be drain. Lo, it was a canorous display of intestinal grandeur waiting to burst beat through Williamsburg. Fucking eh, said sphincter tinker also met the acquaintance of piston sized droppings which resembled the aftermath of a Sherri Shepherd breech birth. Quite discomforting to say the least!
 
I had this problem. It was because I was eating shakes with Whey. Once I stopped, the pains went away.
 
Interesting, I down a couple whey shakes a day. It usually just results in rapid fire burst beats that could clear a room quicker than an M. Night Shyamalan movie. But as of late, the gases have solidified to cause a pain not seen since I heard Job for a Cowboy.
 
I've had horrible results from any kind of "shake"
Zyklon-B farts, machine-gun diarrhea, ectopic-pregnancy-cramps...you name it.
 
i think i posted this rant here before but ...

there is some dude on my office floor ... the paranoid fuck that he is ... that he lines the toilet seat with toilet paper before sitting on it.

fine

but then he doesn't get rid of it once he is done. so the next person is welcomed by a lined seat.
 
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