Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

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Just went into our bathroom a few minutes ago to poop, saw an ovulation kit open on the counter, felt disgusted, and used my parents' bathroom instead. Obviously my brother and his wife are trying to have a kid. In the garage. *shakes head*
 
there is this dude in my office building that constantly lines the toilet seat with toilet paper ... but then after taking a shit, he leaves the fucking things on it.

how fucked up can you be to be paranoid of catching germs and then doing something worse for the next person.
 
HAHAHAHAHA @ lining the seat. Why not just hover?
All the bathrooms in my work life are handicap-accessible of course, so I just grab the rails, maybe do a couple sets of dips while I'm at it
 
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ct_thrash said:
Just went into our bathroom a few minutes ago to poop, saw an ovulation kit open on the counter, felt disgusted, and used my parents' bathroom instead. Obviously my brother and his wife are trying to have a kid. In the garage. *shakes head*
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hahahaha WTF is an ovulation kit? I honestly have no idea what that entails.
For people trying to have children: why not just fuck every day? It's real simple.

Whatever happened to the people you mentioned? PLEASE tell me they didn't have a child.
 
been fortunate otherwise with clean office mates ... usually wipe the seat with paper and sit on the fucker and squeeze annoyingly loud while I play games on my BB.

never caught a germ in my life.
 
Yeah. She's still shacked up with her boyfriend, in his shanty, and still married to my brother. She sends text messages to my brother but other than that there is no contact. Supposedly she's having some kind of eating disorder and is losing weight, but she's probably just back on drugs again (was addicted to meth when she was with the guy previous to my brother). Oh yeah, Derick and I went up to Lowe's one day to look at refrigerators...she ran off with her head down when she saw us haha.

How precious.
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This might be the worst song on the album, hang a negar by his toes this is awful. "The woman will always leave the man" (repeat ad nausea)


 
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