Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

[Reign in Acai]

It dawned on me this morning that wiping in the standing position would be the proper method while crapping in the woods. Unless you had a sturdy branch near waist high, wiping while crouched may lead to balance problems that could quite possibly lead to a messy dislodging of said fecal residue.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

Crouch-wiping is effective at minimizing hemorrhoids.

 

[Krilons Resa]

probably why i never had hemorhoids, despite shitting my brains out on an all too regular basis.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

I got a couple hemorrhoids from wiping too hard once. I thought I had some kind of ass-tumor. Scary shit. Especially since there were two big ones almost covering the circumference of my anus, effectively cutting shit circulation. Prep-H works better than I thought it would. A few days of torturous shits and white jelly filled undergarments though. Tough times.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I have the shits today. I blame Little Caesars.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Little Caesars is damn good pizza

 

[Krilons Resa]

yeah it is.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i read something about how squatting is proper shitting posture and western toilets cause unnecessary strain

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

i read something about how squatting is proper shitting posture and western toilets cause unnecessary strain

By the looks of things, Doomcifer causes some unnecessary strain to his toilet, and he's a squatter. uke:

 

[cthulufhtagn]

no i mean you gotta get low, like a squat toilet

 

[swizzlenuts]

Both my room mates moved out for a week and a half. I cleaned the bathroom and everything. One of my room mates that is a convert from Standing to Sitting came back here last night. He went to shower and shit, and I go in 2 hours later. There were fucking brown streaks on the fucking toilet! He doesn't even know how to wipe!

 

[Tranquillian]

Or use a toilet brush.

 

[Ellestin]

that is fucking disgusting. Throw him out. Except if he's cute.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Stolen from the Nevermore board:

As Derick pointed out, our demonstratory friend there is standing!

 

[Demilich]

Hes probably afraid of what that crazy toilet might do to him if he were to sit!

check out the look in its eyes!

 

[swizzlenuts]

I was think that'd it'd be too hard to depict a guy wiping while sitting down, so they had to put him standing up.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Excuses, excuses.

 

[Reign in Acai]

A more important question pertaining to female wiping habits, "Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?"

 

[Chromatose]

A more important question pertaining to female wiping habits, "Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?"

Wiping back to front gives you a yeast infection

 

[Krigloch the Furious]