Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

[NAD]

Oh, and concerning ghost poop:

I am 99% sure that it is indeed when you think you poop, but upon checking the creation, in fact did not. Not having to wipe was known as a spooge, which has since taken on a different meaning entirely.

I had a list (poster?) about 20 years ago that described all this important high brow stuff, but it would seem that things change, in the parlance of our time.

 

[Krilons Resa]

adrian, u need to read it in its entirety.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah nad, i even posted pictures

 

[NAD]

Oh believe ya'll me, it shall be read fully.

Full on fully man, fully!

 

[Reign in Acai]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23724200/?GT1=43001

This is how Seinfeld ended. Fucking ridiculous!

 

[Reign in Acai]

this one was soft, and required a decent amount of wiping.

JUST ACCEPT IT. Wiping How-To tutorial at HC 3.

I just dropped an intestinal leave-in in to the bowl of Bonobo. The matter at arse came through my perforated structure of sewage in two rapid succession strikes coalescing with one another to form a model of Africa. The kernels of corn represent National Wildlife Reserves.


Behold...

I would like to christen it the Assteroid of Ashanti.

 

[EricT]

Well, I was eating a peanut butter cookie, but now I have no more will to.

Thanks.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Fuck you man, don't make fun of my conversion to Islam!

 

[Guthrum]

Well, I was eating a peanut butter cookie, but now I have no more will to.

Thanks.

C'mon, you browse a certain website that kills every weak part inside of you. You can do it!

 

[EricT]

I finished my cookie. I was not expecting it, nor the fact that it actually looks like africa... so my body and mind was confused.

My mind is usually ready for anything, as one of my past times is watching fisting porn, drinking beer, and eating popcorn. Was caught off guard, so KUDOS.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

that is a beautiful log of love

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Nice job Jerry

 

[lurch70]

you fucker ... just took a bite out of a bar of Milka as I opened this thread ... the chocolate is stuck to the roof of my mouth now.

sonofa ....

 

[Guthrum]

I just had a shit that was like a bad 80's action movie; full of explosions. And just when it got quiet and I thought it was over, BAM, HERE COMES THE SEQUEL.

 

[dorian gray]

wow. just wow.

 

[Ellestin]

So now I dare you to shit Mexico

 

[grazim]

Sitting, or at least squatting, you savages.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I've explained this numerous times. Ahem...in the event that something messy has occured, the initial wipe is done while sitting, to ensure that nothing drips when I stand up to finish wiping.

Same thing when I'm on my period. I put the corks in while standing

Take a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Apply a generous serving to both halves.
Wipe the ends down with a napkin to prevent any from smearing the table.
Take both halves, prop them up vertically, smoosh them together.
What do you see at the bottom end of the sandwich?
RUN OFF

 

[cthulufhtagn]

wow this thread is over a year old already?

@ snow-globed poll option

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

yesterday I took a "almost shit my pants because I couldnt make it to the toity on time shit" It was grand it its push that didnt even exist. Just a sit and split.
I played so much tetris on my phone, that my legs fell asleep. When I stood up to wipe I almost fell over. So I just stood there for a while and used the hand rail ( I was at work)
It's a good feeling when you know you have spent a good 20-25 minutes taking a shit.... while at work and getting paid for it.