Does Chinese Make You Shit?

[Liverslapper]

Do shit streams of fecal matter beyond epic or not?

 

[Lunar Still]

Technically.....ALL food makes you shit.

 

[Liverslapper]

Technically, you are a sexy bish.

 

[Psychonaut]

There's a buffet near here that I stopped going to years ago because I never made it more than 2 miles away without having to explode. Food was pretty good, though.

 

[Calamitas1786]

The best buffets usually do turn you into a turd geyser.

 

[Liverslapper]

But is it worth it? I think it is. I love chinese food. So even if its the fountain of youth out of my ass i'll still remember how great it was to eat general tsu chicken smothered in sweet n' sour sauce.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I suppose it does, but I rarely eat chinese. Usually only when I'm with other people and they refuse to get anything else. Not really a fan.

 

[Calamitas1786]

...or the red bean puffs, lime jell-o cake, walnut shrimp.

 

[Shpongled]

I only remember one specific instance of Asian food running straight through me in minutes. I was at a Mongolian place and my stomach started rumbling as I was walking to my truck in the parking lot. By the time I was pulling out of the parking lot, I was in full fledged panic mode and racing to get home. Fortunately it wasn't a long drive and the toilet was happy to see me when I got there.

That was the best Mongolian food I'd ever eaten.

 

[neal]

hell yeh. its so tasty though, totally worth it. also, keeps the bowels nice and clear.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I generally steer clear of Chinese food. I'm a bigger fan of Japanese food but the occasional BBQ Pork is always satisfying. Sweet and Sour Pork/Chicken was ruined for me, thanks to Safeway's "cuisine" and Panda Express ruined the rest of Chinese food for me.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

nope. very wierd
I did take a fat shit at work today though, played lots of tetris while pooping

 

[Calamitas1786]

Yeah, I took one of those today. You kinda have to stand around for a while until your butthole retains it's normal shape otherwise sitting can be a little distressful.

 

[Achtland]

The only thing that made me violently poop for three days straight was a blueberry muffin.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Wow, where did that muffin come from?

 

[neal]

by some stroke of chinaman fate, i'm having chink chow for dinner! mmmmmmm me love pineapple chicken longtime.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

by some stroke of chinaman fate, i'm having chink chow for dinner! mmmmmmm me love pineapple chicken longtime.

Even though it would probably make me sick, that sounds better than what I was planning on having for dinner. Oh yes, the joys of not wanting to spend money.

 

[Zach.Zhang]

I know that people here are not serious about things , but it's not a good way to use this title...

nice to see that u enjoy chinese food .

 

[Cat5Messiah]

 

[Liverslapper]

I know that people here are not serious about things , but it's not a good way to use this title...

nice to see that u enjoy chinese food .

I love Chinese, I really really do. But it's a fact, certain Chinese does, and will make you poop yourself inside out.



wait a second.....is that why Chinese guys are skinny? Do they poop to much? I don't think I've ever seen an overweight Chinese dude, only sumo wrestlers.