Does Chinese Make You Shit?

[Zach.Zhang]

i'm not sure.

probably because we use chopsticks.
chopsticks can help to get rid of grease/fat , some people said that.

u don't often see an overweight Korean/Japanese dude , either. right ?

 

[Liverslapper]

I don't believe i ever have. If i were to move anywhere in the world it would be Europe or japan. I love the Japanese/Chinese cultures ALOT. Plus all the Asian people I have met, and Korean are very cool people. I miss my old friend Damter Jong, he was an awesome guy. He had to move back to Korea, i wish i still had his contact information

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I think that you guys are just eating shitty Chinese food.

 

[Sentient 6]

Taco Bell never fails to make me feel like I'm passing a twisted sardine can lid, and the smell of burning tractor tires and hot sauce in the toilet is such a huge plus for me

 

[Liverslapper]

Taco Bell never fails to make me feel like I'm passing a twisted sardine can lid, and the smell of burning tractor tires and hot sauce in the toilet is such a huge plus for me

That is why I don't eat at Taco Bell. If i'm going to have a major pooping session, i might as well eat something that's actually worth it.

 

[Lunar Still]

Taco Bell never fails to make me feel like I'm passing a twisted sardine can lid, and the smell of burning tractor tires and hot sauce in the toilet is such a huge plus for me

So that's how you sounded so angry on "I Am The Dog"....

 

[~Lynn~]

Taco Bell never fails to make me feel like I'm passing a twisted sardine can lid, and the smell of burning tractor tires and hot sauce in the toilet is such a huge plus for me

Going to Taco Butt after smoking more hash than an army could. The bill was like $27.00 for two of us. About two hours later the toilet tank could'nt fill fast enough an I had a fire extinguisher at my side. I swear my asshole was hanging out so far it was blowing bubbles in the bowl.

And you guys need to find a new place to eat chinese. Old Woo and his wife Lau here do it up as it should be. And the only hurt it puts on you is the huge nap involved after eating.

 

[Morganna]

This thread has generated so much laughter! <3

Chinese food just makes me thirsty, but yeah, taco bell has turned me inside out a time or two. I haven't eaten the steak burrito since the time It felt like I passed my colon.

 

[Captain Beard]

nope. very wierd
I did take a fat shit at work today though, played lots of tetris while pooping

Did you try to stack your turds without touching them, and make them blink and disappear?

 

[Morganna]

Did you try to stack your turds without touching them, and make them blink and disappear?

I'll bet he lost, and it piled up until it met his ass again. All of those irregular shapes are harder to match up then in regular tetris.

 

[Liverslapper]

All of those irregular shapes are harder to match up then in regular tetris.

She has a point.

 

[Karmic]

I think that you guys are just eating shitty Chinese food.

probably. but if you think of the fact that the food that's eaten isn't half as strong as the real stuff, you guys have pretty weak stomach/butts

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"Goddamn Mongorians, tryin' to tear down my shitty wall!!"

 

[Captain Beard]

Apparently real chinese food has shitloads of tomatoes anymore.

 

[Chromatose]

I don't even understand that sentence.

 

[Captain Beard]

Exactly.

 

[Liverslapper]

you guys have pretty weak stomach/butts

lol



YOUR BUM IS WEAK!!!

SHITS WIZZEAK!!!!!!!!

 

[Chromatose]

I found it to be rather firm, really.

 

[Liverslapper]

i know this, i had to feel it when you were passed out at meat camp

 

[Chromatose]

Karmic's butt?

YOU SLUT