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Doomcifer's job: official thread
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haha, doomcifer might come to your house and kick some ass.
lazy, good for nothin, goldbricker
@doomcifer: more stories please.
lazy, good for nothin, goldbricker
@doomcifer: more stories please.
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
hahahahaha, okay.
Well, like 1.5 years ago me and my cowroker tracked down one of the people who were trying to steal from us. This spick fuck and his spick g/f with 7 kids tried renting a 52" bigscreen, and once they got it, they fucking moved. Well, after calling them a bunch of times n shit, he tries saying they split up and she has it and he doesnt know where she is, etc etc etc. Well, we found out where he lived. SO, I rolled up on his apartment one day by myself but nobody was home. The curtain wasnt there and I could see right through the door and saw the TV right there plain as fucking day. So, I was like "alright, game on motherfucker."
A couple days go by, it was on a Saturday morning...the days where we usually head out around 8AM and try to repo the most hard cases. Well, we roll up to his apartment around 8:10AM and I just start ringing the shit out of his doorbell. Finally after about 5 minutes he opens the door all sleepy eyed, in his boxers, and says"What the fuck, yo. What you want? WHats your problem?!" So I look around him and point to the TV and say "That's my problem and I need it back NOW." So, the motherucker clears his throat and proceeds to spit at the ground in front of me, except it knicked my workboot. I just reacted and heel-palmed the creen door right into his face, cut above his eye open, and the door fell half off. LMAO!
So, immediately he back up and dtarts getting all pussified on me. "Yo man, you just assaulted me, Im gonna call the cops." So, I say "Fucking d DO IT. Call the cops, I;'d LOVE you to...DO IT!" So he closes the inside door and my buddy tells me "That's how you fucking DO IT kid!" and we both start laughing and wait for him to come out or wait for the cops to arrive. About 15 minutes go by, and we;re beeping the truck horn, the blinds are opening to see if we are still there and shit but niothing. So, he comes out with a fucking camera!! hahahahaha Shit probably didnt even work but anyways...he starts snapping pics of the door, then my buddy who covered his face, then me, I just made a stupid face for it. So I say "Call the cops you loser." and hes like ya, ya...acting stupid. So, Me and my buddy go up the street and tell some cop at a work zone to 2-way an officer for us to the address, so we can cover our ass if anything went down. We know he prob wouldnt call the cops himself cuz he is stealing a fucking bigscreen tv, plus he prob has warrants anyway. So the cop gets there, we tell him the story and the cop goes and knocks on the door but he wouldnt fucking answer!!!! lol The cop makes the report and we left. Fucking bitch. But he made out with a bigscreen tv, that fucking loser.
I've been in houses where people just fucking left, and their were dead skin n bone cats stuck to the floor from starvation, and blood smeared on walls and all sorts of shit. Fucked up job.
Well, like 1.5 years ago me and my cowroker tracked down one of the people who were trying to steal from us. This spick fuck and his spick g/f with 7 kids tried renting a 52" bigscreen, and once they got it, they fucking moved. Well, after calling them a bunch of times n shit, he tries saying they split up and she has it and he doesnt know where she is, etc etc etc. Well, we found out where he lived. SO, I rolled up on his apartment one day by myself but nobody was home. The curtain wasnt there and I could see right through the door and saw the TV right there plain as fucking day. So, I was like "alright, game on motherfucker."
A couple days go by, it was on a Saturday morning...the days where we usually head out around 8AM and try to repo the most hard cases. Well, we roll up to his apartment around 8:10AM and I just start ringing the shit out of his doorbell. Finally after about 5 minutes he opens the door all sleepy eyed, in his boxers, and says"What the fuck, yo. What you want? WHats your problem?!" So I look around him and point to the TV and say "That's my problem and I need it back NOW." So, the motherucker clears his throat and proceeds to spit at the ground in front of me, except it knicked my workboot. I just reacted and heel-palmed the creen door right into his face, cut above his eye open, and the door fell half off. LMAO!
So, immediately he back up and dtarts getting all pussified on me. "Yo man, you just assaulted me, Im gonna call the cops." So, I say "Fucking d DO IT. Call the cops, I;'d LOVE you to...DO IT!" So he closes the inside door and my buddy tells me "That's how you fucking DO IT kid!" and we both start laughing and wait for him to come out or wait for the cops to arrive. About 15 minutes go by, and we;re beeping the truck horn, the blinds are opening to see if we are still there and shit but niothing. So, he comes out with a fucking camera!! hahahahaha Shit probably didnt even work but anyways...he starts snapping pics of the door, then my buddy who covered his face, then me, I just made a stupid face for it. So I say "Call the cops you loser." and hes like ya, ya...acting stupid. So, Me and my buddy go up the street and tell some cop at a work zone to 2-way an officer for us to the address, so we can cover our ass if anything went down. We know he prob wouldnt call the cops himself cuz he is stealing a fucking bigscreen tv, plus he prob has warrants anyway. So the cop gets there, we tell him the story and the cop goes and knocks on the door but he wouldnt fucking answer!!!! lol The cop makes the report and we left. Fucking bitch. But he made out with a bigscreen tv, that fucking loser.
I've been in houses where people just fucking left, and their were dead skin n bone cats stuck to the floor from starvation, and blood smeared on walls and all sorts of shit. Fucked up job.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
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bawhahahaha! wtf!?!?!
great story!
what do you think of the xmas shopping stampeders? are these pretty much the same geniuses?
great story!
what do you think of the xmas shopping stampeders? are these pretty much the same geniuses?
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Shit, just today this bitch's overdue bill was $163. She had around $163 on her and asked if she could just put down $150 and pay the other $10 in late fees on her next payment because she doesn't wanna be left broke and needs to buy food for her kids. After some hassle, I say fine and defer the fees. Literally 20 seconds later, she sees our clearance items on this desk and sees a VCR for $10 and says I want it, and bought it. WTF?!??!?
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Krilons Resa
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really? all day ive seen news footage of these ASSES thinking they are getting "deals" on shit that has already been marked up 100%. they think they are "saving" 50% because thats what the sign says.Doomcifer said:
kinda related to this thread: wtf is the deal with the INSANE consumerism of americans? i mean, its AMAZING. makes me want to kill people.
ps: hahahahaha! i just saw the footage where a big black woman gets knocked over and calmly puts her wig back on. it rules.
neal
wizard in black
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dorian gray said:
Man, we are talking of people who would rather by a fucking VCR they dont need rather than feed their kids! Or have their gas/electricity shut off but need a bigscreen in the project apartment to impress their "niggas."
You can't watch BET or Yo! MTV Raps on a fucking 20" screen man. I thought you knew! :Spin:
LMFAO!
