Dorian's Mistress

[lurch70]

that dude looks like Markgugs btw

 

[dorian gray]

fuckin hipster with the thick framed glasses. how ironic he is.

thats a terrible pic btw. I demand better.

*already saved.

there are NO good pics of her on the web
there was a video once but it's gone

 

[ChaosLee]

that dude looks like Markgugs btw

 

[lurch70]

well i must commend you dude .. you did it .. you posted it.

now how can we help you?

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[ChaosLee]

She's married now, right? That pretty much guarantees I've got an in.

 

[Krilons Resa]

That poor husband. ...on many levels.

 

[dorian gray]

he obviously checks up on her FB pics and still wishes he had emotional control over her.

Nah, the wife does. It's infuriating that she didn't tell her husband about what happened and then allows shit like this to be posted on the internet. So, not only must I own up and deal with the fallout (7 months and counting so far), I get to deal with the wife's emotions of this chick basically laughing at her. Not literally....but you know what I mean. At least tell your husband to keep shit like that off the internet. She *knows* my wife keeps tabs on her. I told her.

 

[lurch70]

how old is this bint?

 

[dorian gray]

That poor husband. ...on many levels.

uhm...yeah. Hes quite literally going to kill me. Or her. The longer she goes without telling him, the worse it's going to be.

 

[dorian gray]

how old is this bint?

She'll be 29 next week.

 

[lurch70]

you need to show up at her house like George Clooney in Up In the Air ( I live my entire life based on move references )

 

[lurch70]

uhm...yeah. Hes quite literally going to kill me. Or her. The longer she goes without telling him, the worse it's going to be.

that dude? kill?

he couldn't kill a six-pack

 

[Krilons Resa]

What I dont understand is why your wife keeps tabs on HER? If she doesnt let go, she will, literally, NEVER get over it and forgive you.

 

[ChaosLee]

Dude doesn't look like he could kill a bag of dorritos in three sittings.

 

[Krilons Resa]

She'll be 29 next week.

 

[Krilons Resa]

you need to show up at her house like George Clooney in Up In the Air ( I live my entire life based on move references )

that dude? kill?

he couldn't kill a six-pack

Dude doesn't look like he could kill a bag of dorritos in three sittings.

 

[dorian gray]

at you guys. Dude threatened to shoot me just for posting on her FB page back in the day. These Tennesseans, man....savage.

 

[Krilons Resa]

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[lurch70]

do you want us to come down to TN? cause I will ... who's with me?