Dorian's Mistress

We'll grab him in his sleep, drag him down to the all black neighborhood in only his undwear, wrap him in a white sheet with eyes cut out and yell out some Jerry-isms before taking off. A night of entertainment ensues.
 
pick me up on the way down ...

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see what I mean about the movie references ...
 
What I dont understand is why your wife keeps tabs on HER? If she doesnt let go, she will, literally, NEVER get over it and forgive you.

It's getting better. She usually demands I look at something. This one was optional.
I think she's ultimately going to have to have a conversation with chick to be able to move on
 
Fine, just help me get him in the van, I"ll take him down here and paint him brown and get him deported.
 
Speaking of near approximation, I have a wedding to attend in New Jersey come April... maybe I should pick a day to invade.
 
dude ... let me know. bring some lonely single chicks from the wedding. I can show you guys around the 5 boroughs
 
He'll drive you around in the mini. One of the chicks will have to harness herself in the child seat
 
I will keep you updated. I've got best man duties and all that noise, but for my first legit trip to the east coast, figure I'd like to get some fun time in. (I hate weddings)
 
hahhahhh ... yeah.

hell yeah ... chicks love to see the child seat. i usually keep a doll in it when my daughter isn't with me.