Dos and Don'ts

[Mick Moss]

A dont for the girls -

Ladies, NEVER wipe from back to front - Always front to back

 

[Achernar]

I like the face of the guy in the middle on that front cover

I can't help but laugh whenevr I look at his face. What on earth is that?

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

don't:be a sarcastic twat over the internet when you're not in real life.
don't:drive round in a g reg vauxhall nova with full body kit and a grands worth of stereo.
don't:wear pyjamas outside of the house.
don't:waste brown sauce.
don't:remove genital warts with nail clippers.

do:go for walks in the rain.
do:drink guinness.
do:appreciate cardboard boxes.
do:watch emmerdale
do:listen to jaco pastorius

 

[Su Jacko]

don't:be a sarcastic twat over the internet when you're not in real life.
don't:drive round in a g reg vauxhall nova with full body kit and a grands worth of stereo.
don't:wear pyjamas outside of the house.don't:waste brown sauce.
don't:remove genital warts with nail clippers.

do:go for walks in the rain.
do:drink guinness.
do:appreciate cardboard boxes.
do:watch emmerdale
do:listen to jaco pastorius

The Scouse contingent will know that one brother! Stupid bastards who have a pair to sleep in, a pair for the shops and a pair for special occassions,(like getting a fucking wash)

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

The Scouse contingent will know that one brother! Stupid bastards who have a pair to sleep in, a pair for the shops and a pair for special occassions,(like getting a fucking wash)

and a pair for standing out side the post office on city road on a wednesday morning.
oh and dont forget the slippers.

 

[Susie]

A dont for the girls -

Ladies, NEVER wipe from back to front - Always front to back

Thats what girls are supposed to do anyway, not unless you are hungry for brown beans

 

[Alwin]

do: take the time to get to know other people and listen to their life stories

don't: think you know someone without doing the above

 

[Bastet]

good one