drunk stuff last night

[azal]

I got really blitzed last night (much like the night before that) and somehow wandered into some hip hop party in some club I never knew existed.

I was bored and drunk so decided to pretend I was American and incessantly ask the DJ to play Chingy.

The DJ responded exactly as I wished he would, and began saying stuff like "holla" and calling me "nigga" in a horrible eastern european accent.
So I kept hanging out by him, and he kept buying me drinks and playing stuff I was asking for, like Nelly and Usher, stuff that all American dudes with street cred dig.

The last thing I remember was some 16 year old girl saying she wouldn't come home with me at around 7 am in a deserted park.

 

[xfer]

can you record a .wav file of you saying "nigga" in a horrible eastern european accent?

 

[mindspell]

If that happens it HAS TO make its way on the next Kayo Dot-Whatever else is released.

 

[avi]

fuck a .wav, I'd want to see video

 

[xfer]

I just want to use it as my computer alert sound.

 

[xfer]

p.s. my cubemate is a hard pipe-hittin' nigga who served in the military during the Balkan war. i think he would appreciate it.

 

[azal]

I'll see what I can do, but avi is right, a video with the DJs bad wigger hand jives would rule more.

also

DJ: yo, do you smoke shit?
Me: what? no.
DJ: you don't smoke weed nigga?
Me: oh, yeah. no doubt yo.

 

[xfer]

I feel really sorry for the poor DJ guy if he ever comes to America and tries smoking shit.